yo momaa

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• yo momma so fat she has her own area code
• yo momma so poor that when a lil boy asked if he cud use her bathroom she said shure pick a corner
• yo momma so fat that when she went swimming in the ocean the whales started singing "we are family even tho yo bigga then me"
• yo momma so skinny that when she turns sideways she dissapears
• yo momma so stupid that she called me to get my number
• yo momma so stupid she tripped over a cordless fone
• yo momma so stupid that when yo daddy said "iss chilli outside" she said "ok" and ran inside and gotta spoon
• yo momma so stupid that when the weather man said "its raining cats and dogs" she went and calld the humane society
• yo momma so stupid that when a skool buss full of white kids went by she yelled "stop the twinkie!!!!!"
• yo momma so fat that people jog around her for excersise
• yo momma so fat that when she jumped fo joy she got stuk
• yo momma so ugly that when she entered a ugly contest they said "sorry no professionals"
• yo momma so ugly that when she looked in the mirrior it crackd
• yo mommma so poor that her idea of picking out a house is going thru a pile of boxes
• yo momma so old that her birth certificate says expired
• yo momma so fat that when she stepped on a scale it said "hey! thats my phone number!"
• yo momma so fat that when she stepped on a scale it said "one at a time please"
• yo momma so old that she sat behind jesus in the third grade
• yo momm so old that she has a autographed copy of the bible
• yo momma so trampy that she just like the english channel-millions of seaman go thru her every single day
• yo momma so stupid that she thot joan of arc was noahs wife
• yo momma so ugly that when she looks outside she gets arrested 4 mooning
• yo momma just like mcdonals-millions and millions served