What's the funniest Chuck Norris fact?

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• If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris has more than you.
• There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris' computer, Chuck Norris is allways in control.
• Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
• Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird.
• When the Boogie Man goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he stares them down until they give him the information he wants.
• There is no therie of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allowes to live.
• Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
• Outer space existes becouse it's affrade to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.
• Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hidding.
• Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
• There's no chin under Chuck Norris' beard, only another fist.
• When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't lift himself up, he pushes the Earth down.
• Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
• Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
• Chuck Norris doesn't were a watch, HE disides what time it is.
• Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
• Chuck Norris doesn't get frostbite, he bites frost.