FUN THINGS TO DO AT IHOP!

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• Flirt with the waiter/waitress using IHOP terms. (aka: "Hey baby I wanna put some syrup on your pancakes.")
• Bring a dictionary and loudly read all of it to the person behind you.
• Talk to your smiley face pancake.
• Ask for a Grand Slam.
• Wander aimlessly around until someone asks you what you're doing. Then look mad and say "Looking for the buffet, you idiot! Sheesh, people these days..."
• Spill your drink. Then when you get a new one, spill it again. Repeat.
• Ask if you can bring your Great Dane in. When they refuse, put on an eye patch and say: "How about now?"
• Get eggs and bacon, then ask the waiter/waitress if they can bring you chocolate chips.
• Wear a "24 Hour Fitness" or "Weight Watchers" T-shirt into the store.
• Pretend to pass out after eating. Then when they go to get help, get up and run away. Quickly.
• Make it your goal to eat all of the syrups on your table, drinking some if need be.
• Try to find and loudly point out people who are fatter than you.
• Say "syringe" instead of "syrup". As in, "Could you get me some blueberry syringe?"
• Worriedly look at your arm, then ask your waitress/waiter "Are the pancakes are known to cause rashes?"
• Make weird shapes out of your pancakes. Present them as "expensive food art".
• Violently and loudly mutilate a smiley face pancake. Then turn to fellow diners and say "What?".
• Flirt with your smiley face pancake.
• Order 2 entrees if eating alone. Then, when the waitress/waiter brings them, say "But I only wanted one!"