even more pickup lines..

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• nice legs, what time do they open
• is that a ladder in ur pants or a stair way to heaven
• i got some skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow
• baby if i was god id make the whole world revolve around u
• i have only 12 hours to live! dont lemme die a virgin!
• now u gimme 3 good reason why i shudnt buy u a drank
• if i had a garden id put my two lips and your two lips together
• all those curves, and me with no brakes
• hay baby, they call me coffe cuz i grind so easily
• What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
• (guy) is that shirt felt? (girl) no (guy) u want it to be? wink wink
• i wud buy u a drank but i wud be jealous of the glass
• someone call the police department cuz it got to be illegal to look that good!
• somebody call animal control cuz i just spotted a fox
• if sexy was a blade of grass ud be a field