What Office Space character are you?

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Do you work in a "cube farm"? Do you have 8 bosses? Are you sepnding all day filling out TPS reports? Then maybe you work at Initech! Complete the quiz to see what Office Space character you are!

1

Your boss waits until quarter till quitting time on Friday to tell you to come in on Saturday to work. You reply by . . .
- saying you'd be happy to as you were already planning on catching up on some coding.
- saying no problem, you'll have one of your direct reports there to represent your department and ask your boss if he wants to go golfing with you - your treat!
- saying that you don't feel safe with so few co-workers present on the weekend.
- saying your uniform is dirty so you'll be in but late.
- just looking like a deer caught in headlights and just take it.
- saying you don't feel like it.
- smile keeping your mouth shut and when your boss leaves, you go ape on the office equipment.
- mumble something about giving your stapler back first.
2

You and your work buddies try embezzling money from your company and you screw it up. What do you do?
- Cry until you are forgiven (hey it's worked before!).
- Curl up in the fetal position and wait from someone to tell you what to do!
- You freak cause you know that you'll get sent back home!
- Look for a way to pin it on another co-worker, preferably an underling.
- Start planning on how you are going to kick someone's a** the first day of prison.
- You man up, take the heat for them and turn yourself in to HR.
- You try to convince work that you were testing the financial software security and that you have a report that you created based off of the engineer's findings.
- Run for the border - don't forget the sunscreen!
3

Your driving to work with Notorious B.I.G cranked and you see some bruthas. You . . .
- think about how they are going to throw you in the street and you'd better watch it!
- count on the fact that your Porshe is so fast they won't be able to see you.
- change lanes, turn around even if necessary to avoid any trouble.
- turn down the radio and keep the head bobbing down to a minimum. Once in the clear you crank that mutha up!
- don't sweat it as you are on the bus.
- count on your good looks for getting you b-slapped.
- keep that rap going but your accent is so thick they don't know what what the hell you're saying.
- keep driving, not even noticing them glaring at you.
4

You are being interviewed by some consultants who are looking at ways to make your company more efficient. You reply by . . .
- saying that the company needs to hire more anlysts to help communicate between management and engineering.
- shrugging and just staring listlessly in the distance.
- saying that loss of office supplies costs the company a ton of money!
- flipping them off and tell them to try to make "flipping the bird" the offical company mascot.
- telling them that if you had more funding, you could complete that data mining project you have been working on forever.
- saying how you can work with HR to create better investment protfolios, which will motivate employees.
- saying you will work ten times harder, which will prove your worth to the company.
- saying that having 1 boss versus 10 would be a damm good way to start!
5

The multi-function device has the paper jamming for the 10th time today. You
- suggest taking it apart and trying to make something useful out of it, like office frisbees.
- flip the bird at it and storm out!
- push buttons for five minutes as you are walking around it until it works or it is quitting time.
- take a baseball bat and swing like you are on a roid rage!
- Pause for a second and write a program to fix this problem. When you get your TPS report stating your success, you haveHR add that to your employee file for a future review.
- see if anyone is looking and take it out the building to the landfill and get Gravedigger for an hour and sell rides for $100 a pop to run over it.
- look for another machine that works.
- call someone to fix it and write a memo outling what to do to deal with this issue in the future.
6

You are asked to be on the interview panel for a new position at work. You recommend hiring . . .
- someone who might listen to you for a change!
- the cute one as you might as well have someone new to hit on!
- the foregin employee as you know they are hard working and dependable!
- who are you kidding, does it really matter anyways? Work sucks!
- the new grad student with no experience, because he is cheaper and can be molded to be whatever you need.
- the dumbest programmer because you are afraid of losing your alpha nerd title.
- the one with the worst communication skills as to preserve the need for your services in the company.
- the quiet one, so that they may get stuck with the crap work first.

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What Office Space character are you?

Your boss waits until quarter till quitting time on Friday to tell you to come in on Saturday to work. You reply by . . .

You and your work buddies try embezzling money from your company and you screw it up. What do you do?

Your driving to work with Notorious B.I.G cranked and you see some bruthas. You . . .

You are being interviewed by some consultants who are looking at ways to make your company more efficient. You reply by . . .

The multi-function device has the paper jamming for the 10th time today. You

You are asked to be on the interview panel for a new position at work. You recommend hiring . . .

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