Are you a Redneck?

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I hope this doesn't offend anyone :s. I just found some jokes and I though I would make a quiz for it. So if you are offended, don't post anything mean because this was just for fun K?

  1. 1

    When a sign says NO TO CRACK does it remind you to pull up your pants?

  2. 2

    Can you Tell your age by the number of rings in your bathtub?

  3. 3

    Is your dad also your favorite uncle?

  4. 4

    Can you burp and say your name at the same time?

  5. 5

    Do you come back from the dump with more than what you took?

  6. 6

    Do you think the last line of the STAR SPANGLED BANNER is: Gentlemen start your engines?

  7. 7

    Was one of your favorite kids born on the pooltable?

  8. 8

    Have you ever used a toilet brush as a backscratcher?

  9. 9

    On Thansgiving day did you have trouble picking which pet to eat?

  10. 10

    Do you think a turtleneck is the key ingredient to a soup?

  11. 11

    Was fifth grade referred as your Senior Year?

  12. 12

    When you mow your lawn, do you find a car?

  13. 13

    Does your dad walk to school because you're in the same grade?

  14. 14

    Have you BBQ spam on the grill?

  15. 15

    In tough situations, do you ask yourself: WHAT WOULD CURLY DO?

  16. 16

    Does the Halloween Pumpkin on your porch have more teeth than you and/or your spouse?

  17. 17

    Has anyone in your family ever died after saying: WATCH THIS

  18. 18

    Does your toilet paper have numbers on it?

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    Were you offended by this quiz??? -sorry if you were-

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