26 ways to piss off Voldemort

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• force him to watch the secert life of an american teenager
• turn the death eater robes light pink and in dark pink put the barbie logo
• when it plans are yet foiled again put on an bikini and dance like a stripper to cheer him up
• eat his snake, say "it tastes like chicken... and you like chicken voldy" then wink
• at a death eater meeting start moaning and groaning stuff like "but your plans never even work"
• dress up as harry potter and say "your going to pay for all the 'bad' things youve done!"
• cuddle him at random times
• blame it on snape
• give him a red wig and tell him to join the weasleys... where he'll make real friends
• mock is baldness
• when you see him smile start clapping and cheering while saying "YOUR MAKING PROGESS!!"
• sing him hannah montna songs
• aways talk to him about your love for the jobros
• read him bed time stories so he wont have "nightmares"
• ask him why he wanted to be like mickeal jackson
• steal his teddy bear and watch him cry over it
• buy a game and make you person look like him... then make another person look like, then make them start kissing, make sure you show voldemort!
• ask him if he needs help setting his bath
• even if he says no still help him, make lots of bubbles and put a rubber ducky in there
• ask him to marry you, when he says no cry and hug him until he says fine he will if you'll stop
• for his birthday, get him keys to the playboy mansion, tell him its camp full of weapons
• watch him run into it and laugh when you see his face
• ask him to play barbies with you
• say he can be ken and you can be barbie. then say barbie wants a baby
• sing him "hey diddle diddle"
• dress up as harry potter and pretend to kill him