18 ways to piss off Snape

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• ask him why he doesnt shower
• ask him if he's emo or goth
• for his birthday get him a purple cross and hello kitty thongs
• ask him if he's a vampire
• ask him to the yule ball
• when he says no start crying (dont forget to blow your nose in his robes)
• follow him everywhere
• and i mean EVERYWHERE even to the bathromm, BUT you can turn around
• ask him if he's in love with draco
• read him bedtime stories... maybe he wont be so grumpy in the morning
• ask him if he woke up on the wrong side of the bed
• for his birthday get him 37 bottles of shampoo
• make sure the shampoo smells like cotton candy
• give him flowers on valitines day
• when you see him smile give him a smiley face sticker
• dress up as james and mock him
• dress up as lily and and mock her death
• dress up as voldemort and boss him around all day