TWLIGHT JOBRO SLEEPOVER 9!!!!

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chocolate rain dude- COME ON!
- u- NO!
- nick- dances 2 "be good 2 me" by ashley tisdale w/ joe, kevin, rosalie and bella as backup dancers
- emmet- r u sure i cant braid ur hair? jacob- NO! first of all, I DONT HAVE HAIR..I HAVE FUR! AND 2ND, NO U QUEER PUSS!
- me- JUST GO OUT W/ THE TURD FACE!
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u- OK FINE...shoots chocolate rain dude
- rosalie- dances 2 hot n cold
- jasper- i kissed a squirrel and i regret it, the taste of it's nutty breath, i kissed a squirrel cause i lost a bet, it felt so vile, its been a while but my friends will never let me live it down, i kissed a squirrel and i regret it.. i regret it!
- nick- eats tamale OUCH HOT TAMALE, THIS IS HOT! joe -well duh! its a hot tamale! kevin- u guys r weird..ooh purple! joe and kevin roll their eyes
- edward- checking himself out in mirror i'm so hot, i'm so hot!
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alice- i have a vision...DOES ANYBODY WANNA HEAR IT??
- joe- as much as i wanna get fat! says sarcastically
- bella- baby i can see us moving like that, like that, doesnt matter what he said she said! sings and dances 2 "he said she said" by ashley tisdale and joe, kevin and rosalie r the backup dancers
- nick- so bigfoot isnt a giant stinky foot? bella- no its just an ugly face gorilla!
- jacob- GET THSOE AWAY FROM ME! NO!!! emmett- chases him w/ pink, fluffy and girly hair ribbons AW COME ON! THEY'LL LOOK GOOD ON U, MAN!
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kevin- OMFG!
- u- WHAT NOW??? rolls yes
- making out w/ edward
- bella- ENOUGH W/ THE OMFGS OR ELSE I WILL " O-M EFFIN KILL SOMEONE!"
- jacob- all eyes on me, in the center of the ring, just like a circus!
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AHH! BIGFOOT, SELENA, MILEY, OSAMA, ASHLEY AND BOB R BACK!
- emmett- AHH! NO!! DOOMSDAY AS COME! runs away crying
- jacob- NO!.....did u say selena? smiles at her and she moves away in disgust
- joe- zzzzz...what??
- rosalie- NERD INFESTATION! AHH! runs away and beats them w/ mexican baseball bats
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MILEY- MWAHAHA WHERE HERE!...oh hey nick! winks and blows kiss
- edward- YAY I CAUGHT HER KISS! jasper- NO I DID! edward- NO I DID FIRST! HAHA! they beat each other up
- selena- HEY' HE'S MINE! ashley- OOBER SCHMOOBER..NICK MINE MINE!
- bob- emmett, u still havent given me back my barbie dreamhouse! emmett- but i want it :( bob- i'm sorry but u cant have it! emmett- runs awya w/ bob's barbie dreamhouse
- kevin- ugh! nick can't u just shave ur head or somethin 2 make u unattractive! nick?..nick! goes 2 van and sees nick in corner scare 2 deathnick- there gonna kill me, there gonna kill me!
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jacob- miley, do u wanna hang out w/ m sometime? miley- EW HECK NO! I DONT WANNA DATE A DOG! I'M ALREADY W/ ONE! JUSTIN, STOP IT! whacks him cause he was drooling over other girls
- u- U ALL GO AWAY B4 I PUT ON A RICHARDS SIMMON EXERCISE TAPE!
- rosalie- there's always gonna be another mountain. miley- always gonna wanna make it move. ashley- OOBA SCHEEBER FLEEBER! simon cowell- THAT WAS ATROCIOUS! randy- THAT WAS TIGHT, DAWG! paula- sweetie, u have potential! kara- ugh..give me another corona plz? ryan- JOIN US NEXT TIME ON TERRORIST IDOL!
- jacob- NO I DONT WANNA EAT IT! osama- EAT IT! jacob- NO! osama tries 2 feed jacob dog food
- nick-BYE BYE BYE, MILEY!
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u- WHERE'S MY BABY, EDWARD?? :.(
- me- idk but can i have a taco w/ cheese on the side!
- jacob- aren't i ur baby? :.(
- jasper- esme? carlisle? when did u guys arrive? esme- sweetie, where not really here! we're only a figment of ur imagination. carlisle-what i'm not a figment starts 2 fade away AHH! NO! DONT MAKE ME GO 2 DA LIGHT! NO!!!
- emmett- let's get crazy, get up and dance, take a swing, do ur thing, let's get crazy! sings lets get crazy from hannah movie
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edward- HAHA! I'M BACK! has 6 nerdterroristchubbylilgirlgorillaalienhotgirl blaster 3000s
- alice- OMG! YAY! shoots gorilla and selena jacob- NO! U KILLED MY FUTURE WIFEY! u- HEY I THOUGHT I WAS UR FUTURE WIFEY!
- kevin- gnarly, dude! shoots bob
- nick-playing psp w/ osama bin laden HAHA I BEAT YA! osama- NO I WON OR ELSE I WILL BOMB U AND UR QUEER FRIENDS!
- bella- I LOVE THIS! shoots everyone
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YAY EVERYONE DIED!
- jacob- selena? :.(
- rosalie- all she wanted was 2 marry nick
- justin- NO! MILEY DIED! WAH!....OH WELL! flirts w/ other girls
- bella- if i was a rich girl, nananananananananana cause if i'd have all da money in the world, if i was a wealthy girl!
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OK LET'S GO 2 OUR ROOMS!
- u- YAY! drags nick and drives straight 2 hotel and runs up 2 room and
- bella- ok but can i choose da music? me- sure. bella- turns on hannah montana music and we scream in horror
- joe- THOSE STUPID LEECHES!
- emmett- AWW COME ON, JUST LET ME BRAID UR HAIR! shows jacob girly, frilly froo froo hair ribbons jacob- AHH! NO! GET THOSE AWAY FROM ME!
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kevin- u know what's stupid?
- bella- you?
- joe- PINK PONIES?
- alice- OOH I KNOW, I KNOW!...AH I 4GOT!
- jacob- chris brown not goin 2 jail 4 beating rihanna up? edward- yeah i know, i was totally rooting 4 him 2 b in jail!
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kevin- NO...AND UR MEAN! does poutie face and has fit AWW MAN! I 4GOT!
- joe- typical!
- nick- AHH! HOBO! runs into tree OWW! AHH! OWW! runs into tree again NO!! runs into tree
- bella- all the girls in the club got there eyes on me, i can tell that they wanna be HOT HOT HOT like that but it's not like that! break dances
- edward- dora dora dora the explorer, vamanos! we back away from him
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someone- NO HOLD UP, PPL!
- joe- i swear, i'm gonna change my name and my face if ex gfs keep popping up!
- kevin- reads cosmogirl magazine oh that outfit is so hot! jacob- i kno, right?
- me- bald psycho britney dolls! buy them now and u will get a free k-fed doll, a paris hilton doll (a pencil w/ a blonde hair), a rehab center, divorce papers and pink wigs! underwears not included! rosalie- COOL I WANT ONE! AWESOME, I ALREADY HAVE THE PARIS DOLL! shows me pencil w/ wig
- nick- tries 2 straighten hair AHH! ITS BURNING, JOE! joe- we'll maybe its burning up cause it can't handle our hotness!
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DEMI LOVATO!
- u- OMG OMG OMG! hugs her demi- get off of me bich! she pushes u off of her
- bella- WHERE'S MY CIGGY? WHERE IS IT??
- joe- hey dem girl, wat up? does ganster handshake w/ her
- emmett- GREASE LIGHTING! does hollywood-ized choreographed grease dance moves
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demi- HEY WHERE IS (UR NAME)??
- u- HI HI! I'M HERE! jumps merrily
- jacob- drools
- edward- dun dun DUN!
- jasper- feliz navidad! oh wait..uh.. MERRY CHRISTMAS...no.. BUENO NACHOS!...AWW IDK! runs into van crying
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demi- bichslaps u THATS FROM SELENA!
- jonas brothers- HEY WHY DID U DO THAT??
- u- demi but ur my rolemodel. :.(
- edward- OK THAT WAS TOTALLY UNCARED F- his cell rings "barney theme song" and we back away fast
- emmett- baby come back 2 me, in my heart i still believe, we were meant 2 be, 2gether 4 whatever it takes!
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me- WTF DID U DO THAT 4, DEMZ? demi- SHE STOLE NICK FROM MY BFF AND SHOT HER! THANKS 2 HER, SHE STOPPED THE LIFE OF MY FRIEND! she looks up and does catholic cross in the air thing, idk
- jacob- aww comes over 2 comfort demi demi -AHH! GET OFF OF ME, FURBALL!
- edward- can u read my pokerface? bella- no. edward- can u now? bella- no. edward- can u now? bella- no! she starts 2 get annoyed edward- can u now? bella- OH SHUT UP ALREADY! NO I CANT READ UR POKERFACE! edward- runs away crying
- nick- doesnt mean u had 2 bichslap her! ooh a mexican lady bug!
- jasper- that is so sad....oh well bye! steals demi's wallet demi- HEY COME BACK W/ MY WALLET!
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u- i didnt shoot her!
- demi- YEAH RIGHT AND PAMELA ANDERSON'S BOOBS R REAL! she says sarcastically
- joe- gelling his hair what?
- alice-maybe she died cause she saw nick! rosalie- why would she die of that? alice- cause he's SO HOT! u- GRR! BACK AWAY!
- emmett- come on, jacob! LET ME BRAID UR HAIR! jacob- OVER MY DEAD WEREWOLF BODY! runs away
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u- really i didnt! osama did!
- everyone turns around 2 him osama- on his laptop myspacing omg! i just got poked again! what?? we throw bomb at him and he explodes
- joe- la cucaracha! la cucaracha! no puedo caminar! trying 2 sing la cucaracha in broken spanish
- emmett- finally braids jacob's hair WA-LAH! I'M FINISHED! jacob- AHH! NO!!!!! MY LIFE IS OVER! runs away crying
- demi-ok.....
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demi- oh..well my bad! oh hey nick! acts sorta flirty w/ nick
- u- why does everyone always flirt w/ my man??
- jacob- still running away from emmett
- alice- eats crackers huh?
- jasper- orbit gum! a just cleaned feeling, no matter what!
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nick- uh..hi demi?
- emmett- NO NO! DONT DO IT, JACOB! jacob-shaves emmett's head w/ razor
- bella- cause we belong 2gether now, 4ver united here somehow, my life would suck without u!
- u-GRR! BACK AWAY,DEMI! BACK AWAY! GRR!
- alice- basically what were gonna do is dance, yeah thats right it's sneakernight! jasper break dances on sidewalk w/ marachi ppl
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demi- wow nick! u REALLY filled out here! she says flirtaciously while touching his arm
- u- GRR!!!!!!!!
- making out w/ edward
- rosalie- emmett...AHH! WTF HAPPENED 2 UR HAIR! emmett- JACOB CUT IT! rosalie- OH GOD, U LOOK LIKE BRITNEY NOW!
- nick- uh thanks! flirts back
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demi- GOD, UR SO HOT! jumps on him and starts making out w/ him
- joe and jacob- OOH ME ME! I'M NEXT! we both whack there heads
- u- GRR! FINE, NICK IF THATS HOW U WANT IT! starts making out w/ edward in front of nick
- rosalie- god, this is like disney channel porn! emmett- i know! says fascinated and videotapes it 4 youtube
- alice- i'm back- ay omg! ooh this would b j-14's next issue, DISNEY STARS GETTIN IT ON!
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mas?
- SI SI SI!
- NO!
- jacob- wahh! i have nobody! :.( u- aww! hugs him
- bella- HEY HE'S MINE! throws u in ocean

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TWLIGHT JOBRO SLEEPOVER 9!!!!

chocolate rain dude- COME ON!

u- OK FINE...shoots chocolate rain dude

alice- i have a vision...DOES ANYBODY WANNA HEAR IT??

kevin- OMFG!

AHH! BIGFOOT, SELENA, MILEY, OSAMA, ASHLEY AND BOB R BACK!

MILEY- MWAHAHA WHERE HERE!...oh hey nick! winks and blows kiss

jacob- miley, do u wanna hang out w/ m sometime? miley- EW HECK NO! I DONT WANNA DATE A DOG! I'M ALREADY W/ ONE! JUSTIN, STOP IT! whacks him cause he was drooling over other girls

u- WHERE'S MY BABY, EDWARD?? :.(

edward- HAHA! I'M BACK! has 6 nerdterroristchubbylilgirlgorillaalienhotgirl blaster 3000s

YAY EVERYONE DIED!

OK LET'S GO 2 OUR ROOMS!

kevin- u know what's stupid?

kevin- NO...AND UR MEAN! does poutie face and has fit AWW MAN! I 4GOT!

someone- NO HOLD UP, PPL!

DEMI LOVATO!

demi- HEY WHERE IS (UR NAME)??

demi- bichslaps u THATS FROM SELENA!

me- WTF DID U DO THAT 4, DEMZ? demi- SHE STOLE NICK FROM MY BFF AND SHOT HER! THANKS 2 HER, SHE STOPPED THE LIFE OF MY FRIEND! she looks up and does catholic cross in the air thing, idk

u- i didnt shoot her!

u- really i didnt! osama did!

demi- oh..well my bad! oh hey nick! acts sorta flirty w/ nick

nick- uh..hi demi?

demi- wow nick! u REALLY filled out here! she says flirtaciously while touching his arm

demi- GOD, UR SO HOT! jumps on him and starts making out w/ him

mas?

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