Blond Jokes

#1) A blonde and a brunette are out driving, and the brunette tells the blonde to look out for cops. After they've been driving for a while, the brunette asks the blonde if she's seen any cops. "Yes," says the blonde. "Are their lights on?" The blonde has to think for a moment, then says, "Yes. No. Yes. No."
#2) A blonde, brunette and red-head walk up to a mirror that if u lie to it it suks u up.So the red says i think im the most pretty girl and suks hrup the brown says i think im the popul-