Survey: TWILIGHT JOBRO SLEEPOVER 10!

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c what happens!
- u- beatin demi w/ magazine GET OFF OF HIM, HOOCHIE!
- bella- romeo, take me somewhere we can b alone! i'll b waiting all u have 2 do is come! edward- but my name isnt romeo! bella- wtf? oh never mind!
- jacob- WHY WHY WHY??? crying over pigtails that emmett made
- rosalie- i'm a rosalicious! so hot hot hot! so delicious! dances w/ bella, alice and edward as backup dancers
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AHH! HORILLA IS BACK!
- demi- OH MILEY IS HERE!
- alice- dont u mean gorilla? me- HONEY, I MEAN BOTH!
- kevin- eats sushi taco say what?
- edward- happily jumpin up and down bella- why r u happy dancing? edward- cause i won the "hottest most stuckup male" award and i now got a new prada bag, eep! bella- backs away princessmimi, call human protective services!
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horilla gorilla- JOE DUMP THAT TRASH AND COME BACK 2 ME!
- me- EXCUSE ME? U AINT ALL THAT EITHER! U LOOK LIKE SOMETHIN THAT HANNAH MONTANA THREW UP AND SOMETHIN LANCE BASS WOULD WEAR!
- jacob- SAVE ME! jumps on ur shoulders u- HEY UR DA WEREWOLF!
- emmett- i cant believe i'm bald! i have 2 wear a pink wig now!
- nick- and 2 believe THAT was my brother's gf! ugh!
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HORILLA GORILLA- COME ON, JOE!
- alice- wasnt she joe's hoe? rosalie- no princessmimi is! me- U GUYS R SO MEAN! runs away crying then steals wallets
- joe- uh uh..well...potato?
- kevin- i cant hold it any longer, thought my bladder was stronger, i need 2 go 2 bathroom but someone is in it but i really have 2 fart right here, i have 2 fart right here, or else i'll burst into tears!
- demi- UGH!
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shoots her YAY I SHOT HER!
- all the girls including u and i- YAY! boys- NO!!!!!
- emmett- sings snuffle bunny song
- nick- why did she die? :(
- joe- NO!!!!!! oh well.. come on, guys!
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LET'S GO C DA VOLCANO!
- joe- YEAH WOOHOO! randomly starts dancing w/ old man
- edward- FINALLY! SOMETHIN HOTTER THAN ME!
- demi- did u 4get, i was even alive, did u regret ever holdin my hand!
- rosalie- as long as i dont get my hair ruined, idc!
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little girls- MIRA! ES LOS HERMANOS JONAS! AY CALIENTE! look its the jonas brothers, hot!
- jasper- ME NO ROB PATTINSON! random dude- I KNOW, WEIRDO! throws soda at his face
- nick- let's have some fun, this beat is sick! u- i wanna take a ride on ur disco stick! nick- dont think 2 much, just bust that kick u- i wanna take a ride on ur disco stick! alice-ooh i wanna join! let the rain fall down and wake my dreams, let it wash away my sanity! nick- UH ALICE, WRONG SONG!
- jacob- combs out fur emmett- r u sure i cant give u dreadlocks? jacob- NO! U ALREADY RUINED MY FUR BY PUTTIN PIGTAILS ON IT, LORD KNOWS WAT U'LL DO NEXT!
- edward- lipsyncs 2 barbie girl and emmett, jacob and alice r da back up dancers
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little girls: JOE JOE! NICK NICK! QUITA 2 CAMISA! take off ur shirt
- nick- EL POLLO LOCO! joe- wtf? nick- what thats da only spanish i know!
- u- NO NO U GO BYE BYE! they throw hannah montana dolls and sneakers at u
- demi- YES YES TAKE IT OFF, U GUYS! WHOO! we look at her w/ our eyes bugged out
- kevin- ok....why doesnt anybody ask me? :(
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joe- i dont want to! nick- yeah its an invasion of privacy!
- demi- NO NO! TAKE IT OFF, TAKE IT OFF! WHEW! me- calm down, demi, ok? breathe in, breathe out!
- bella- oh come on, lots of girls have seen u shirtless anyways in da 3d movie, so it wouldnt b different!
- emmett- ooh i wanna c! what? we back away
- jacob- NO OR ELSE I WILL DEPORT U! nick- UH HELLO! WE'RE IN MEXICO NOT THE STANKIN UNITED STATES, FOOL!
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joe and nick- ok fine they take off their shirts
- demi- goes on knees in prayer position THANK U,LORD!
- edward- they aint as hot as me, right bella?..bella? bella- feelin nick's abs what?
- emmett- ooh let me count! 1,2 he tries 2 count abs but they pull away joe and nick- DUDE!
- little girls- ARRIBA ARRIBA! AY YAY YAY YAY! attack guys but u throw banana smoothies at them
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OK...WHO WANTS 2 GO SHOPPING??
- jacob- i'd rather watch twilight!
- nick- i'd rather hook up w/ that fat old lady! points 2 old lady u- eww! why nickie why? hugs him
- making out w/ edward
- kevin- AHH! AHH! A MEXICAN ROACH! me- looks down where? kevin- right there! points 2 aztec coin me- BOY, U STUPID!
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OOH A LAVA FOUNTAIN!
- joe -AWESOME! about 2 jump in but we stop him
- bella- making out w/ edward but u push her in lava
- alice- WHERE?? I'VE ALWAYS BEEN FOND OF LLAMAS! rosalie -NOT LLAMAS, LAVAS! WTF?
- jasper- i will try 2 calm it down! tries 2 calm it down but it ends up gettin more mad and goes on jasper! AHH! AHH! OK...OK....HAMMER TIME! OH OH!
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OH WAIT..ITS RICE PUDDING!
- demi- MMM...YUMTASTIC! LOL! jumps in it
- bella- ok, must stay away from carbs...MUST! ends up eating all of it
- emmett- AWESOME! NOW WHERE'S MY ONESIES?? jacob- ONESIES? 4 WHAT? emmett- 4 SWIMMING!
- rosalie- gets a straw and slurps it
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demi- OUCH! I'M BLEEDING!
- vampires- turn around smiling evily DID SOMEONE SAY BLOOD??
- u- AWW UR BLEEDING LOVE! BUT U BETTA NOT B BLEEDING LOVE ON MY MAN OR ELSE I WILL MAKE U B BLEEDING HORROR!
- jacob- WE WILL WE WILL ROCK U! hair flips in air
- bella- uh oh....
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demi- OH NO WAIT!...IT'S KETCHUP!
- edward- has teeth on her wrist oh my bad!
- jasper- EXCUSE ME?? SAY WHAT??
- bella- OOH I WANT SOME!! kevin- ok.....backs away
- jacob- UR DA NEW CLASSIC, UR DA NEW P.Y.T! starts singing and dancing on pavement
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AHH!
- edward- AHH! WHAT?? hides behind u u- AWW COME ON! UR DA VAMPIRE, NOT ME!
- making out w/ nick
- alice- WHAT? ROSIE O'DONNELL IS HERE?? jasper- wtf?
- joe- TACO PINEAPPLES???
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PARIS HILTON IS DA PRESIDENT OF MEXICO!
- edward and bella- AHH! NO!!!!!! THIS IS EVEN WORSE THAN THE UNITED STATES! AHH! run into each other
- u- NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- me- EVEN OVER HERE, THERE R PREPPIES!
- jacob- shaves beard AW SO MUCH BETTER!
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NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- alice- so does that mean da white house would b here? bella- first of all, it wouldnt b white, it would b pink and 2, since were in mexico, its called "casarosa"
- joe- so that would explain why there's a mall on every corner!
- rosalie- EMMETT, STAY AWAY NOW! I WANT THAT! emmett- NO! IT'S MINE! refering 2 gucci bag
- edward- dances 2 soulja boy
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AHH SHE'S COMING!!!!!
- nick- i'm scared! hold me! bella- i wil! u- OH THE HECK U WILL! throws bella into tijuana ocean
- emmett- awesome! maybe she can teach me more about hair styling!
- jasper- THIS IS EVEN WORSE THAN TAYLOR SWIFT, MILEY CYRUS, SELENA GOMEZ AND HORILLA GORILLA ALL 2GETHER!
- demi- NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
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paris- OMG LIKE LOL! THAT IS HOT! hair flips
- everyone- screams in horror
- jacob and joe- shakes booty w/ mexican serapes on
- bella- WHY ME???
- demi- NOW THIS IS WAT I WAS TALKIN ABOUT IN LALA LAND!
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paris- so how r like...u doin...like...u guys?
- jasper- inspects head NOPE THERE'S NOTHIN!
- edward- drools STOP IT, FOOL! edward- SORRY! SHE HAS ANGEL HAIR!
- bella- my dead grandma's old poodle looked hotter than her!
- rosalie- OMG WHERE DID U GET THAT BAG? paris- DADDY BOUGHT IT 4 ME!
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me- now tell me why r u president, paris?
- paris- cause like.....um......idk.....I LIKE PINK?
- nick- eats pizza w/ cotton candy sad mistake i guess
- jacob- mexico must have lost a bet!
- emmett- OMG I LOVE UR HIGHLIGHTS, GIRL! paris- like thanks! ur hair is so hot!
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paris- so i like...am gonna host a celeb party at da pink house, wanna come?
- bella- told u alice, now give me my money! alice? ALICE! alice- runs away laughing psychotically
- demi- as much as i would love 2 stab my leg and have james and laurent kill me! she says sarcastically
- jonas brothers- sure! they drool over her and then we throw bomb at paris
- jacob- HEY NOW HEY NOW! THIS IS WHAT DREAMS R MADE OF! sings song by hilary duff
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paris- ok so like come, u guys!...lub ya....like bye!
- rosalie- NOW THAT WAS DISTURBING!
- bella- diva is a female version of a hustler, of a hustler!
- edward and jonas brothers- still drooling CUT IT OUT GUYS!
- emmett- i wanna b in her next video! jacob- EWW UR SICK!
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MORE?
- SI SI OR ELSE I WILL CALL IMMIGRATION!
- NO GRACIAS!
- bella- ALICE, COME BACK NOW! alice-still giggling and laughing while running
- edward- how come everytime u come around, my london london bridge wanna go down!

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TWILIGHT JOBRO SLEEPOVER 10!

c what happens!

AHH! HORILLA IS BACK!

horilla gorilla- JOE DUMP THAT TRASH AND COME BACK 2 ME!

HORILLA GORILLA- COME ON, JOE!

shoots her YAY I SHOT HER!

LET'S GO C DA VOLCANO!

little girls- MIRA! ES LOS HERMANOS JONAS! AY CALIENTE! look its the jonas brothers, hot!

little girls: JOE JOE! NICK NICK! QUITA 2 CAMISA! take off ur shirt

joe- i dont want to! nick- yeah its an invasion of privacy!

joe and nick- ok fine they take off their shirts

OK...WHO WANTS 2 GO SHOPPING??

OOH A LAVA FOUNTAIN!

OH WAIT..ITS RICE PUDDING!

demi- OUCH! I'M BLEEDING!

demi- OH NO WAIT!...IT'S KETCHUP!

AHH!

PARIS HILTON IS DA PRESIDENT OF MEXICO!

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AHH SHE'S COMING!!!!!

paris- OMG LIKE LOL! THAT IS HOT! hair flips

paris- so how r like...u doin...like...u guys?

me- now tell me why r u president, paris?

paris- so i like...am gonna host a celeb party at da pink house, wanna come?

paris- ok so like come, u guys!...lub ya....like bye!

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