What is the best way to get kicked out of walmart

which one is better

Please select all that apply.

• Take off your shoes(that you didn't buy from WalMart) and tell an employee you want to return it. When the employee says you didn't buy it there, throw a fit.
• Act like you've never seen an automatic door before.
• Talk to the stuffed animals and dolls you're going to buy
• Spray yourself with all the perfume samples and flirt with a boy. When he shows no interest, start flirting with his girlfriend.
• Walk up to random people and hug them.
• Go put up your own 'Buy 1 get 10 free' signs.
• Poke people.
• Make up nonsense products and ask if they're in stock.
• Fill up your cart with as many things as possible and tell the cashier you've decided you only want the gum, after they have allready rung everything up
• When announcements're broadcasted on the PA, clap wildly and yell: “Whoo! My favourite song!”
• Ask to see their most popular collection of walls.
• Put a lot of stuff in your cart and pay for it with a dollar.
• Put a walkie-talkie somewhere in the undergarment section. Speak into the other walkie-talkie and help to sell the underwear.
• Gasp loudly when you see products on the shelves.
• Dance wildly while listening to the music samples and sing along. Loudly.
• Talk to your imaginary friend.
• Worship the mannequins
• When a worker walks up to u and asks" can i halp u" start to cry and say "Why cant u just leave me alone" and make a HUGE scene
• Dart around suspiciosly while humming the Mission Imposiibel Theme song
• get one of ur frends to page someone. When the announcement comes of the PA assume the fetal possition and scream ' NO ITS THE VOICES STOP THE VOICES!!"
• while handling the guns in the sporting goods section ask the person which isle the anti depressants are on
• challenge random people to wrapping paper duels
• Throw skittles at random people and shout " TASTE THE RAINBOW" before running away
• get into a buggy, get a friend to push you around really fast while shouting " THE BRITISH ARE COMING!!!" over an over again

have u done any of these or any others? if so put in comments

• yes
• no