Kicked out of K-Mart

The following list details your husbands activates in this store over the past six months.

Please select all that apply.

• June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and put them in people's carts while they weren't looking.
• July 2: Set the alarm clocks to go off at 5-minute intervals.
• July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice leading to the rest rooms.
• July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and watched what happened.
• August 4: Went to service desk and asked to put a bag on M&M's on lay-buy.
• September 14: Moved a 'Caution-WET FLOOR' aign to a carpeted area.
• September 15: Set up a tent in the xamping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows.
• September 23: If any staff offers him assistance he begins to cry and asks, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
• October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, and picked his nose.
• November 10: While in the gun department, asked the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
• December 3: Darted around the store suspiciousy humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
• December 18: Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yelled "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
• December 23: Went in the fitting room, shut the door and waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

Choose the ones that are funny.

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