Personality Quiz: Are You A Replicant?

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You're reading a magazine. You come across a full-page nude photo. Your mate likes it so much he/she puts up on the bedroom wall.
- I tear it down I should be enough for my mate.
- I draw silly sh*t all over it just for fun.
- Next time we are making love I give it 150% to prove I'm worth more than any fantasy person
2

Your building is on fire, during your escape you find a puppy, a kitten, and a bag of cash. Outside you can hear a little kid crying for his pets. You can only carry one of these things. Choose Wisely
- I LOVE puppies! Sorry Garfield but you gotta die.
- I LOVE kitties! Sorry Scooby but you gotta die.
- I LOVE bags of cash! I'll buy the kid a new pet and keep the rest.
3

Remember when you were six? You and your brother snuck into an empty building through a basement window. You were going to play doctor. He showed you his but when it got to be your turn..you?
- Showed him your junk, fair is fair.
- Kicked him in the balls and ran off to tell on him.
- Chickened out and ran away. Told no one.
4

Your significant other comes home covered in body glitter and replicated snake scales. Clearly they’ve been at a strip joint. You feel:
- Pissed off! That’s nasty! No booty tonight.
- Don’t care, whatever revs the engine will make for better booty tonight.
- Pissed off! Why the hell wasn’t I invited?
5

You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down... and see a tortoise crawling toward you... You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back
- “Nah I’m just kiddin about that” You flip it back over.
- Spin it like a top and then kick it as far as I can.
- I lick the bottom hoping to get high, works with some frogs right? ..never know till you try.
6

What would you rather do in your time off?
- Get drunk, maybe get laid. anything but work.
- Work on my garden, a little reading time perhaps.
- Sleep.
7

You find out your EX just banged some old school mate of yours. By all accounts your replacement is a FUGLY dipshit. You feel:
- Moving on is good. Besides now my EX can stop calling me.
- Nothing but sympathy at how pathetic your EX is and he/she has sunk without you.
- Start to wonder if your EX has THIS bad of taste what does that say about yourself?
8

You read a funny story on www.Filmgeekz.com so you?
- Bookmark that website and visit often, those geekz are HI-larious
- E-mail that story to everyone I know
- I e-mail the people that wrote it to tell them how AWESOME they are.,,Wooo!
9

Who hotter?
- Seven of Nine (Star Trek Voyager)
- The T-X From Terminator 3 (Kristanna Loken)
- Sean Young
10

Remember the spider that lived outside your window? Orange body, green legs. Watched her build a web all summer then one day there's a big egg in it. The egg hatched... and
- I waste no time spraying entire web down with liquid death (raid), one spider is interesting hundreds is a problem.
- Grab my lucky tortoise, lick his belly and wait for the fun to begin
- I sat and watched for hours as the baby spiders ate the mother. It was symbolic.
11

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- I don't get it.
- Is that your phone number?
- Welcome The Dharma Initiative
12

Who would win in a foot race for charity? Superman or The Flash?
- The Flash
- Superman
- I don't really give a sh*t
13

You are sitting in your office having lunch when outside you see a little fat kid totally trip and fall in a flayling wipe out. The glass is tinited and nobody outside can see you...so you?
- Run outside to help the poor kid.
- Laugh my a$$ off. Nobody can see me and it'll be funny at least till I notice the kid is crying his eyes out.
- Call Deez in the next office to see if he saw it too and laugh our asses off collectively.
14

Its new years eve and your at a party filled with other couples but you are single. As the party winds down...you?
- Go home sleep it off, a new year of crap awaits.
- Run through your numbers for the nearest booty call.
- Call a cab and hit the closest after hours joint...everything fun happens after 2am baby!
15

Its your best friends birthday and he wants to have an all night Uwe Boll movie marathon...what do you do?
- Bring a case of Sailor Jerry's Rum and do what you have to do to support your friend on their birthday.
- Shoot a replicant stripper in the back as she runs away. A night of paperwork is better than one Uwe Boll movie.
- I love Uwe Boll! This is gonna rock!!
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Pop quiz, hotshot. There's a bomb on a bus. Once the bus goes 50 miles an hour, the bomb is armed. If it drops below 50, it blows up. What do you do? What do you do?
- Once I’ve disabled the camera on the bus I drive it out to a dirt or sand area and tell everyone to jump out the back and side doors on the count of three. Hope everyone makes it.
- I am NOT spending 90 minutes with Sandra Bullock while having to listen to Dennis Hoper…..hell no! those people are toast.
- I call Jason Patric and see if he’s busy.
17

After an office work party you find a photocopy of your boss's a$$ in the copier. You know the boss's husband was not at the party. You also know you are close to being fired...what's you plan?
- Make hundreds of copies and place them everywhere, people will be finding these for months to come.
- I prefer the word extortion over the word blackmail...it sounds cooler and has an X in it.
- You call the Confidential Committee on Moral Abuses and report your boss.
18

On your day off you would rather...
- Work in my garden, maybe read a book.
- Get drunk, hope I get laid.
- Head for the local strip club, someone has to support single moms.
19

If killing your best friend would make you immortal, would you do it?
- It's somewhat tempting, but no thanks. Everyone has a time limit.
- Death is the only thing that scares me...that and clowns...so yes.
- I'm not sure.
20

Which superhero ability would you choose?
- Time-travel ability.
- The ability to read minds.
- The ability to fly.
21

The Star Wars Prequels?
- Sucked A$$! George Lucas Raped My Childhood!
- Totally Rocked!
- Meh, I can take em or leave em.
22

To get a million dollars; Would you rather get punched in the face by Mike Tyson or Kicked in the face by Chuck Norris?
- Punched in the face.
- Kicked in the head.
- If I take both do I get Two Million?

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Are You A Replicant?

You're reading a magazine. You come across a full-page nude photo. Your mate likes it so much he/she puts up on the bedroom wall.

Your building is on fire, during your escape you find a puppy, a kitten, and a bag of cash. Outside you can hear a little kid crying for his pets. You can only carry one of these things. Choose Wisely

Remember when you were six? You and your brother snuck into an empty building through a basement window. You were going to play doctor. He showed you his but when it got to be your turn..you?

Your significant other comes home covered in body glitter and replicated snake scales. Clearly they’ve been at a strip joint. You feel:

You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down... and see a tortoise crawling toward you... You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back

What would you rather do in your time off?

You find out your EX just banged some old school mate of yours. By all accounts your replacement is a FUGLY dipshit. You feel:

You read a funny story on www.Filmgeekz.com so you?

Who hotter?

Remember the spider that lived outside your window? Orange body, green legs. Watched her build a web all summer then one day there's a big egg in it. The egg hatched... and

4,8,15,16,23,42

Who would win in a foot race for charity? Superman or The Flash?

You are sitting in your office having lunch when outside you see a little fat kid totally trip and fall in a flayling wipe out. The glass is tinited and nobody outside can see you...so you?

Its new years eve and your at a party filled with other couples but you are single. As the party winds down...you?

Its your best friends birthday and he wants to have an all night Uwe Boll movie marathon...what do you do?

Pop quiz, hotshot. There's a bomb on a bus. Once the bus goes 50 miles an hour, the bomb is armed. If it drops below 50, it blows up. What do you do? What do you do?

After an office work party you find a photocopy of your boss's a$$ in the copier. You know the boss's husband was not at the party. You also know you are close to being fired...what's you plan?

On your day off you would rather...

If killing your best friend would make you immortal, would you do it?

Which superhero ability would you choose?

The Star Wars Prequels?

To get a million dollars; Would you rather get punched in the face by Mike Tyson or Kicked in the face by Chuck Norris?

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