Personality Quiz: Are You A Stoner?

1

When did you first smoke pot?
- Mara-jee-uana? That stuff makes you go insane!
- High school/college but hey, I never inhaled
- As soon as I could score a bag in PE class we fired one up
- My dad gave me my first bong hit as a reward for completing toilet training
2

When you get a script for Percocet from the dentist you think...
- I better not use these. Herbal tea does wonders anyway
- Drugs are addictive. I'll only take one if absolutely necessary
- Kool! I heard these things are fun
- I'll get my other teeth out next week and get another script.. And then after that...
3

MDMA is...
- Medical Device Manufaactuers Association
- a Schedule I psychadelic used in psychotherapy
- The greatest experience of my life! Me and my best friend hugged!
- A good cocktail but best when you mix with meth or special k.
4

Beer is best
- when it's non-alcoholic
- at a tailgate party and then only in moderation because its high in calories
- when coming from a funnel stuck down your throat
- in a heated syringe, injected directing between the webs of my toes
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When you wake up in the morning the first thing you do is
- say a prayer from the New Testament
- hit Starbucks for a tall drip. You've got a big day ahead
- Scrape the resin out of my bowl and/or dry out the bong water
- Figure out where the hell you are.
6

When I see someone doing cocaine on TV I have the following thought
- Drugs are not only dangerous but their use is fueling money to terrorism and Osama Bin Laden
- Cocaine is terrible for your body and makes you talk like a retard
- if I only had some, then I would get laid because all the hot chicks like it when you have blow
- (You feel a jones so bad you push your hand through the TV trying to grab the imaginatry cocaine and then you scream out "AGUHHHH!")
7

At Starbucks you order
- fruit herbal tea
- A double decaf soy late with extra foam
- A venti mocha frappoccino
- A red eye (drip + a shot of expresso)

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Are You A Stoner?

When did you first smoke pot?

When you get a script for Percocet from the dentist you think...

MDMA is...

Beer is best

When you wake up in the morning the first thing you do is

When I see someone doing cocaine on TV I have the following thought

At Starbucks you order

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