THE SISSY CHALLENGE: ARE YOU AN AMERICAN SISSY?

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If you're (a properly trained) American there's good chance you're an AMERICAN SISSY! Take the SISSY CHALLENGE to FIND OUT NOW, and E-mail to win a free autographed copy of John Strausbaugh's SISSY NATION!

  1. 1

    I was in The Great War (WWI).

  2. 2

    When I see someone I'm attracted to, I step right up and say, "I had to come talk to you. Staring is rude."

  3. 3

    I get my breakfast in bed, even on Mondays.

  4. 4

    I have a guru, someone, or something, whom/that/which I idolize.

  5. 5

    I am a politician of rank.

  6. 6

    When I get anxious I do one or more of the following: smoke, drink, get high, eat, sleep, whine, high tail it to the closest S & M dungeon.

  7. 7

    I have bought, borrowed, found, stolen or written a Self-Help book.

  8. 8

    I have overthrown a government.

  9. 9

    I want to be accepted as an individual.

  10. 10

    I have teased and/or bullied any of the following: the stupid, the fat, geeks, animated characters, the paranoid, a furless animal, blondes, drunkards, my boss, Paris Hilton, Madonna, fundamentalists.

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