Poll: Jokes!! which joke is funnier?

- Headline news: Energizer Bunny in jail, charged with battery
- A mother was helping her son review his math. "You have 7 dollars and 7 friends," she said. "You give a dollar to 2 of them, but none of the others. What do you have left?" From the kitchen, his big sister called out, "2 friends!"
- You know when you're getting old when you tell your best friend you're having an affair and they ask "is it catered?"
- what's the best time for a dentist appointment? tooth-hurty
- y did the indecisive chicken cross the road? To get 2 the other side... er, no, to go shopping... no, not that, either...
- How come Dorothy got lost in Oz? 'cuz she had 3 men giving her directions
- Ants can carry 20 times their own body weight, which is useful information if you need help moving a potato chip across town!!

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