which yo momma jokes are funny?

Please select all that apply.

• yo mommas so stupid she put a peephole on a glass door
• yo mommas so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for indecent exposure
• yo mommas like a hardware store.... 10 cents a screw
• yo mommas like a phone booth...... shes around every corner and only costs 25 cents a minute
• yo mommas so poor, i threw a rock at a trash can once and yo momma came out saying who knocked?
• yo mommas so fat, her myspace page is a list of her favorite restraunts
• yo mommas so fat, her favorite food is seconds.
• yo mommas so ugly she makes BLIND kids cry.
• yo mommas so old she sat behind jesus in third grade
• yo mommas so old a cop asked for her I.D. and she gave him a rock.
• yo mommas so old u told her to act her age so she rolled over and died