which yo momma jokes are funny?
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those were pretty funny. heres a few. yo mamas so stupid when she worked @ the M&M factory she threw away all the w's. yo mamas so fat when she wore high heel to work she came back wearing flip flops.
that is funny but i hate HATE the one bout Jesus i Hate that one it is mean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Very Mean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yo Momma is so dumb she thought a quaterback was a refund. Yo momma teeth are so yellow she spits butter. Yo momma so old she got a bible signing from Jesus. Yo momma so Fat she jumped in the air and got Stuck!
Yo mama is so stupid she put a dog in the oven to make a hot dog
what I hate just plane hate about it is the Jesus one was so bad. so the person who made it should go to hell because of it
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why is the jesus one so bad...
1. he lived a long time ago
2.Why is being in 3rd grade so bad?
that is so funny
yo mama so dirty when she tryed to get in the tub the water jumped out and said"i'm not touching that sh*t.
i got some:
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy!!!!
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.
ha
I got some more:
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money!
Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
i got more look down
some more!!!!!!!!!!:
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
(Boyz II Men is a band lol)
Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.More!
More!!!!:
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.
Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.
(speed stick and right guard are deoderants)
Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.
Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave.
Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.
Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.
more!!!
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
LAST ONE!!:
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
Yo mama so dirty, if she goes outside she gets arrested for littering.
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
seriously da jesus one shouldn't be on there dats mean to do dat!
um yo mama is so dumb that when aliens came and abducted her they reported no inteligent life on earth
yo mama is so fat that when she went to Japan everyone started screaming GODZILLA!
nice jokes, heres another one, ur omma's so fat that when she went to the beach to tan, two marine biologists tried pushing her back in the water!!! (cause they thought that she was a surfaced whale)
yo mamma is so ugly when she wuz born the doctor just slapped both her parents
haha!
Haha That Was Funny
nice one
omg..that was hilarious lmao!!
that was funny
good 1
yo momma so poor i went inside her house and said "clap your hands and stomp your feet,praise the lord cuz we got heat!"
yo momma so poor she was walking down the street kickin a can,i said what ya doin?she said movin
Yo mommas so fat when she went to a baseball game everyone was wondering where the sky went
HaHa!!! I love it
if you want to have an ugly kid who do you ask............. yo mamma, get itt hha hha
Those were funny by the way... Your mommas so fat,she chased a school bus thinking it was a twinky!
yo mommas so fat she saw a school bus full of white kids and yelled, STOP THAT TWINKIE!!!! =]
this one's funny
that is the funnest one i,ve seen today
HaHaHa. Those are good!
yo mommas so fat she jumped into the air and got stuck. Yo mommas so fat she has to get into her house through the garage. Yo mommas so fat she broke her feet standing up. You mommas so fat she found minors in her belly button. lol hahahaha
the ones 17xskyx17 wwrote were dumb...
yo mama so ugly when she went into a haunted mansion, she came out with an application.
U STUPID FAT A S S BICH!!! I MADE UP YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE JUMPED IN THE AIR AND GOT STUCK THAT WAS MINE DONT SAY U MADE IT UP CUZ MY BRO DID AND NO ONE ELSE SO GET A LIFE AND HAVE A F*@$%& DAY BICH!!
HAHAHAHAHA