which yo momma jokes are the funniest

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• yo momma is so fat, when she sits around the house she sit AROUND the house
• yo momma so fat, she got hit by a bus and said who threw that rock?
• yo momma so poor, i saw her kicking a can down the street and i asked her what she wuz doing she said moving
• yo mommas so ugly, she made a blind kid cry
• yo momma so stupid, she sold her car for gas money
• yo momma so ugly, she threw a bommerang and it never came back
• yo mommas like McDonalds ... Billions and Billions served...
• yo mommas like an suv, big, black, and can fit 5 workers in her
• yo mamma so ugly, she make micheal jackson look like brad pitt
• yo momma so ugly, when she applied for the ugly contest they told her 'NO Professionals'
• yo momma so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
• yo momma so stupid, she invented a silent car alarm.
• yo momma so fat, she deep fries her toothpaste.