funniest puns

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• I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me
• A chicken walking across the street is poultry in motion
• I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
• There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
• Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
• When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
• To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
• He didn't tell his mother that he ate some glue. His lips were sealed.
• If you step onto a plane and recognize a friend of yours named Jack don't yell out Hi Jack!