Which of these yo mama jokes r the best?

Please select all that apply.

• Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone
• Yo mama so fat she went to the zoo and the elephants started throwing peanuts
• Yo mama so poor she found a penny on the street and sang halleluja
• yo mama so fat she walked and everyone screamed earthquake!
• yo mama so dorky steve urkle ran away
• yo mama so fat she uses matresses instead of Tampax
• yo mama so stupid she goes to a concert and gets up on stage and flirts with the lead singer
• yo mama so old Jesus lived three blocks away from her