witch insults are the funniest

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• Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?
• Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
• I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high.
• If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't say Hi to folk, I'd say BOO!
• You've got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer face.
• Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?
• You got a face only a mother could love...unfortunately she too hates it!
• You started at the bottom...and it's been downhill ever since!
• Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice...
• Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?