which one of these made you laugh the hardest?

Please select all that apply.

• birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.
• when i am feeling down, i like to wistle. it makes the neighbors stuipid dog run to the end of his chain and gag him self.
• a penny saved is a goverment oversite.
• the older you get, the harder it is to loose weight,because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
• the easiest way to find something lost around the house is to find a replace ment. (because right after you buy it you find what you've lost.)
• he who hesitates is probaly right.
• did you ever notice that trhe roman numerals for 40 are "XL"
• if you think there is good in everybody you havent met everybody.
• the purpuse for a childs middle name is so they can tell when they are in trouble.