Which do you own?

Scrotum?

Please select all that apply.

• Balls
• Nuts
• Testicles
• Spheres
• Turpentine

I have Windows 95.

• Get an upgrade moron.
• Installed or on a CD?
• Thank you.

Please hang up and try again.

• I hate the operator.
• Leave a message?

Kittens!

• Oh hell yes!
• Jesus had a baby.
• No kittens here.

Question number 6.

• It's coming up next!
• No it's number 5.
• This isn't a question.

Five dollar bill, what do you do with it?

• Thrift store.
• Charity
• Nearest hooker
• No, I killed another one...
• Balls

Is this a question?

• Yes
• No
• Why'd you touch me there?

Sperm is white.

• Liar!
• Is there a yellow stain?
• True.

Which one most closely resembles a tampon.

• Toilet
• Gravy
• French Fry
• August
• TV
• ADHD
• Acronyms
• Nipple

What describes you?

Please select all that apply.

• Fat
• Slim
• Ugly
• Pretty
• Chocolate
• Vanilla
• Bald
• Hairy
• Shaved
• Loser
• Winner
• Failure
• Questionable
• Reliable
• Unreliable
• Stupid
• Smart, no, not Kmart