What can MIcrosoft do for $44B? (hmmm.... instead of bothering Yahoo & rest of us!)

Please select all that apply.

• Eradicate hunger from a good part of the world for decades to come, so once they are hungry no more, they can join as coders in MS' open source movement!!
• Buy 5 gallons gas for 'Every' individual in US (hey, I am talking everyone, even your 4-yr old gets it)
• Build a World Trade Ctr (twin tower, not one) in every state of US.
• Open and fund educational institutions in every county in every state so that everyone Will be smarter than their 5th grader!
• Promise to buy unlimited pizza and coke (or pepsi) for every start up all over the world for next 17 yrs (yeah I did some calculation)
• Rebuild good part of war-torn Afghanistan, and may be build a few WTC replicas there too (just so that next time they might feel bad).
• Buy solar panels for every household in US, and buy a hybrid car to every needy household.
• Start a low cost Microsoft Airlines, and make sure it runs on its wheels and not Windows. -- Btw, just make sure its crash-proof (unlike Windows OS)!
• Build a 'great wall of china' from California to Florida (and employ non mexicans, of course, else they will leave holes) : btw, will it still be called g.w.of 'China', duh!
• Gift a sports car (a real one, not the one given by Oprah) to every hacker who successfully broke MS programs (just as a goodwill, may be they will feel bad next time).
• Buy back Neverland Ranch to MJ, and pay his debts, and of course with rest $43B, buy a Macbook Pro for each of MS employees' kids & spouse.