Personality Quiz: Awesomonium

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How would'st thou describe thyself?
- Taurus
- An experimental anomoly of fractrichordal open palpability and whith wit
- Shorn opium grass
- Cool
- Grand master of the Mixed Place, and whathre to the Poppy Lace
- A duck... or a witch
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Seven platypi cross ahead, one side turned attaway and to you hurried answers great riddles, while the rest file on, followed soon by it, how describe ye that platypus?
- Platypi the masters of this greatest palatte fly amongst the rainbow days through rye itself to open the gates of median pellity.
- Like bacon and toast
- That platypus would freak me owt.
- The platypus needs a ninja riding it.
- That platyous be the only true platypus in the flock for once, but when it returns to the guided way becomes like a freedom caged and on its way only, sadness, toward true platydom.
- A platypus though not a duck holds no martyrdom, but such a beast would indeed be free.
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What be a friend?
- Someone who will kill for ye
- Someone who may die for ye
- Someone who will be your home
- Someone like ye
- Someone who provides you fun
- Something who will let ye be
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Why does one own a trebuchet?
- To kill its enemies
- To kill its friends
- To fire hugs Across the Universe
- To protect the meek
- To shew off power and intimidate
- To bring down the government
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!Whatz Yoor Dael?
- What's MY deal? What's YOUR deal, huh!?
- I am a purplepowred mime in snark's clothing, forgive me or suffer my forgiveness.
- Durrrrrrr...
- De Wise Goat knows dat ebyting what happen do happen por a reason, sos mois deal may veby well be but a mild kinda... dealy... ting.
- I am a transvestite, but worry not, for I be not a freaky cultist, but be otherwise totally normal.
- What?
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Pitre Pipre pick'd a Peck of Pickled Peppers; a Peck of Pickled Peppers did sir Pitre Pipre pick! If'n so, O WHY did what Pitre Pipre pick previously Pickl, PRIOR PIPRE'S PICK!?
- How obvious it must be, sah! Sir Pitre Pipre's pallid peck did not infact come from that pick, but were only pickl'd in the formulaic sense, though unpickl'd by a Pitrely Pipre, thus only were those pickled Pickl'd by our pickled standards not, but were but of a pickly prime when Pitre Pipre placed his pick.
- The pickles were really drugs.
- A pill primed peck of putrid pummeling was picked, and ripen'd pickled by hir nature's peeling season, so can it be said! The pickles pick'd woth picked pickled!
- The pickles in their poison prime did primly pass sir Pitre past his picked pilling, and in his homed heady harrowing, his swaying souldier soldr'd open and swimming did his head harrow more to primly circle, imagon'd the peck, though only pussilanimously petty pickpocket a penny from a pea pie pilfering peddler whilst pompously puffing a purple pumpkin pipe in pallid pupility.
- What does that have to do with Pootan?
- This is the stupidest pickle related alliteration I have ever pick'd- damn it!
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Awesomonium

How would'st thou describe thyself?

Seven platypi cross ahead, one side turned attaway and to you hurried answers great riddles, while the rest file on, followed soon by it, how describe ye that platypus?

What be a friend?

Why does one own a trebuchet?

!Whatz Yoor Dael?

Pitre Pipre pick'd a Peck of Pickled Peppers; a Peck of Pickled Peppers did sir Pitre Pipre pick! If'n so, O WHY did what Pitre Pipre pick previously Pickl, PRIOR PIPRE'S PICK!?

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