when ur in a tite situation (sparin wit sum sukka trina make u look bad) u need a cuplea insults...riiight?

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• .....at least when i look in a mirror it dont crak
• ......at least when i look in a mirror my reflection don scream and run away
• pshhh please u so white u make mimes look bad
• u so ugly that when yo momma brot u home from the hospital she sed "what a treasure" and yo daddy said "yes lets go bury it!"
• U SO (sorry caps loCK) that when u was a baby u momma had to feed u with a slling shot
• u so ugly that yo birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory
• baby u aint got no curves at AWWL when u turn sideways its like u dissappear
• baby u so fat that when u jumped in the ocean the whales started singin "we are family...dadadada....even tho u bigga then me"
• please u so ugly that when u lookd outside yestaaday the cops arrested u fo moonin
• yeah me and yo momma gonna go on a walk latta o and theyz yo momma right thur (point to a dog;)