dumb blonde

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well awser if you laughed or not the correct awser to all is yep.
i know this blonde that was so bumb that she...

  1. 1

    ~ she called me to get my phone number.

  2. 2

    ~she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said CONSINTRATE

  3. 3

    ~ she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

  4. 4

    ~ she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

  5. 5

    ~ she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

  6. 6

    ~ she tried to drown a fish.

  7. 7

    ~ she thought a quarterback was a refund.

  8. 8

    ~ she got locked in a grocery store and starved to

  9. 9

    ~ she tripped over a cordless phone.

  10. 10

    ~she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

  11. 11

    ~she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

  12. 12

    ~she studied for a blood test.

  13. 13

    ~she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

  14. 14

    ~ when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

  15. 15

    ~ when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

  16. 16

    ~when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said 'Airport Left' she turned around and went home

  17. 17

    ~she got excited when she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2-4 years

  18. 18

    ~it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

  19. 19

    did you like the joke???

  20. 20

    will you be my friend???

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