Pick the Yo Mama jokes you like!

Please select all that apply.

• Yo mama so fat, that when she ate the last marshmellow she died.
• Yo mama so ugly, that she knocked on the door and a man said '' It's halloween? I thought it was Christmas!''
• Yo mama so ugly, that when she opened the door people died.
• Yo mama so skinny, that she can hulahoop in a cheerio!
• Yo mama so scared, that when she opened the closet she screamed and had a heart attack of 2 ANTS in the wall.
• Yo mama so dumb, that she wanted to take her bubble gum away in the car window the gum was stucked in the window.
• Yo mama so white, when the lights go on she disapeard!
• Yo mama so weak, when she gets up she falls down.
• Yo mama so strong, that she kicked yo dada's butt to Tennessee!
• Yo mama so scared, that she died of a marshmellow!