50 Ways to annoy Edward Cullen

50 Ways to annoy Edward Cullen

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Just to let everyone know I am not making fun of him I am just poking fun at him. So don't get all mad and call me mean cause I love him. Even though I am on Team Jacob and I am IN love with him.

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    Okay do you get that I am just poking fun and not making fun of Edward?

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    Scream and yell in public that he is a staker for watching Bella sleep every night and how he follows her everywhere.

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    Use big elegant words during a conversation with him then ask what you ment.

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    Ask him out.

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    Ask him how old he is and when you find out yell "YOUR OLD!!"

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    Ask "Do you want me?" When he says no picture yourself naked and covered in blood and say in your mind 'Liar'

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    Throw holy water on him

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    Have Emmett challenge him to an arm wrestling match and when he looses laugh in his face.

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    Ask him to bite you

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    When he says no beg him and threaten him with bellas life

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    When he finaly bites you go up to him and say "I can't wait till bella hears this."

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    Slip love notes into his locker and sign them Jacob Black

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    Force him to read New Moon

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    Stab him with a pencil

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    Every time he is near you jump in front of a car and beg to be saved

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    Tell him you think he is a sex god

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    Then joke about how he is a virgin

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    Call him the 108 year old virgin

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    Make him watch the 40 year old virgin

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    then smile at him every 5 min. doing #19

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    Call him a stupid shiny volvo owner

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    Tell Tanya that he will take her back

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    Video tape the catfight between bella and tanya

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    Post the video on youtube

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    Shove him over the boundry line

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    Giggle randomly and when he asks whats wrong with you kiss him

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    Don't pull away when he tries to push you off

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    hotwire his volvo and take it for a joyride

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    End every argument with "BITE ME!!"

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    Whenever he complains ask him: "What are you gunna do Ed, go to Italy?"

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    Whenever he leaves a room or says 'bye' get down on your knees and beg him not to go again

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    Set his ringtone to like a virgin by madona

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    Replace his clothes with a dracula costume

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    tell him Jacob and bella went cliff diving

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    tell him Seth Clearwater imprinted on him

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    call him "Eddy"

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    ask how tanya is while bella is around

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    tell him you think bella is ugly

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    hold up a picture of robert pattinson next to his face and tell them they look crazy firmiliar

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    tell him he is not legaly married to bella cause he is 17

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    when he says he is actualy 108 plug your ears and scream lalalalalalalalaala

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    make him watch harry potter and the goblet of fire and every time cedric comes of screan yell edward its you!!!!

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    tell him he needs a tan

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    buy bella a team jacob shirt

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    get him a team jacob shirt and force him to wear it

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    tell him your renessmes biological mom

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    think of a really annoying song when he is around

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    drive slow

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    hotwire his volvo so it can only go 30 mph

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    talk about how great jacob is and how much you love him. then ask if he likes taylor lautner and when he says yeah ask 'then y do u hate jacob so much?'

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