The Greatest Quiz Ever

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This is the most random and stupid and pointless quiz. It is a waste of your time, and if you are taking it you really need to get a life.
And since I made it, I have even less of a life than you.
HAVE FUN =D

1

What is the favorite color of the squirrel in the tree in my backyard?
- ...How am supposed to know!?!
- It's blue!
- It hates colors, but it loves shoes, Toyotas, and Fritos.
- Pink monkey sandwiches.
2

Who invented the telephone?
- ...What's a telephone?
- You know, my cousin recently acuired the third episode of Ren and Stimpy.
- Alexander Grahm Bell
- A dude with red hair, a mole on his foot, pink fingernails, a clown as his wife, and a plugged toilet.
3

Why was that last question so obnoxious?
- I don't know, maybe because you're so stupid? ...I hate you.
- Because obnoxiousness is awesome.
- Because my grandpa dropped his dentures in a bowl of his mom's belly button lint.
- Because Chuck Norris said so.
4

THE END
- LIAR!!!!!!!!!
- Okay. See you later.
- Good. I hate you anyway.
- -Gets hit by hippie bus-
5

Why is there different names for muffins and cupcakes if a cupcake is just a muffin with frosting on it?
- Because a muffin has fruit in it.
- WHO CARES? THE ARE BOTH AWESOME!!!!!!!!
- Because Chuck Norris made it so.
- Because.
6

Do you like tacos?
- Yes
- No
- I don't know. It's just a funny word.
- ...Tacos?
7

What if this is the end?
- YEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- It's okay, because Chuck Norris made it so. It will be a good thing.
- ...The end?
8

Corn.
- WHAT???
- ...Corn?
- It's still not as cool as me.
- COOL!!
9

What college do you want to go to?
- ...College?
- I plan to go to Harvard University.
- CAAAAAAAANNNNNNDYYYY!!!!!
- I am a cinnimon-filled taco shell wearing a cop's hat.

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The Greatest Quiz Ever

What is the favorite color of the squirrel in the tree in my backyard?

Who invented the telephone?

Why was that last question so obnoxious?

THE END

Why is there different names for muffins and cupcakes if a cupcake is just a muffin with frosting on it?

Do you like tacos?

What if this is the end?

Corn.

What college do you want to go to?

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