more quotes pik ya faves-- use em in real life idk whatever

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• Roller Coasters are the one way to attempt suicide but not die
• Anything fun in life is either illegal or fattening
• Today’s love is like sour patch kids- sour, sweet, then gone
• When in doubt blame your brother
• before you show your parents your report card hide your phone and tell them you lost it
• ...oh yeah? well at least i can look in a mirror with out my reflection screaming and running away
• what if you shut your mouth for once?
• wanna say somethin to me - say it to my face--other wise dont say it all
• hell yeah i can take you--just let me get my bodyguard
• there are many sides to me--even more to india
• a picture can say a thousand words but this one says U-GLEH
• a sluts hell--church a church girls hell--a strip club