hi!! how r u?

what would u say, if i said hi??

• hi
• goodbye
• get away from me!!
• what the duce?? who are u woman?!?
• get the @#$#%$#@! away from me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that is what i would say to you.
• OMG
• WTF?
• .................................................................................................
• hey.
• ummm....... hi there? do i know you?