A list of things NOT to tell Draco Malfoy

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• I will not tell draco his father only joined the Death Eaters because he has no friends
• I will not point out to draco that his wand was stolen by harry,therefore by not telling him,he need not worry he wont be getting it back any time soon
• I will not tell draco he luuuuuves Harry
• I will not tell draco his mothers face looks like that because he smells bad
• I will not give pansy parkinson a supposed love potion from draco when it is really a hair removal potion
• I will not say in a baby voice at draco aww it's ok lil fella i'm sure da dark lord will give ya another chance then pat his head
• I will not conjur up a hippogriff and tell draco it wants revenge
• I will not tell draco I bewitched the hippogriff in the first place
• I will not tell draco the reason his underwear is red is because they support Gryffindor,not Slytherin
• I wil not hiss at draco,then ask why he can't speak parselmouth
• I will not say he bleached his hair,thats it not natural
• I will not give him a miniture scuplture of harry for his birthday
• I will not lock him and harry together in a room and takes bets on who lives
• I will not tell draco that hagrid is his real father
• I will not tell draco there is a dementor behind him,and while he screams,tell him it's his long lost brother
• I will not tell draco i know if he encountered a boggart it would turn into hermione
• I will not tell draco to get a life when a dementor sucks his soul out
• I will not tell draco the only reason voldemort likes bellatrix is 1) she acctually knows how to wave a wand 2) she's the only girl who can stand him
• I wiil not tell draco the only real reason that pansy likes him is becuase she thinks she's gonna get some(in naughty way)
• I will not draco that bellatrix(his auntie) wants him more than an auntie should
• I will not ask draco so if your parents got a divorce,they will still be brother and sister right?
• I will not tell draco that crabbe and goyle are going to put a love potion in his drink and then put a love potion in crabbe and goyle's drink from draco
• I will not kick draco in the shin and say it wasn't me the dark lord told me to,then watch him run away screaming
• I will not start to play with draco's hair dreamily during class
• I will not put a sleeping spell on draco,then put makeup on him-later when he wakes up i will not tell him crabbe and goyle did it
• I will not tell draco they fixed the whomping willow now,so you can climb on it
• I will not tell draco lucious is not his real father,and his mother was a $lut
• Therefore I will not tell draco snape is his uncle
• I will not tell draco the slytherin common room now has room service
• I will not tell draco leaning into a sink can lead to being cross-eyed
• I will not tell draco was a pig eyed idiot who slept with his aunt bellatrix
• I will not tell draco the dark lord sent me to tell him it is time
• I will not tell draco that harry potter is his brother
• I will not use hermione granger to confuse the h#ll outta him
• I will not tell him he is just not good enough to join my very secret club
• I will then not tell him the club is not real and leave him begging for weeks
• I will not tell draco that during divination class my teacup told me he was a loser
• I will not tell draco he has a tad temper and needs to find his happy place
• I will not give him dobby for christmas when dobby does still not work for him
• I will then not tell draco that dobby wants revenge
• i will not tell draco that every time he blinks the dark lord thinks harder about killing him
• I will not give draco pumpkin juice when it is really poison,and then say I do not have a bezoar when really i could run and get one out of the potions room
• I will not tell draco the house elves will do anything for him,then ask the house elves to shave his head
• I will then not tell draco the house elves did that ecspecially for him
• I will not tell draco he is really muggle-born,but he was adopted
• I will not tell draco he is voldies down fall
• I will not give draco a peice of fred and georges candy,then watch him as his nose wont stop bleeding
• I will not burn all of draco's robes,then ask why he can't dress correctly
• I will not tell draco that sirius black has mistaken him for harry,and now wants to relate to him as a friend
• I will not come up to draco in a voldemort suit and say ''I am your father in a death vader voice
• I will not tell luna that draco wants to hear EVERYTHING about nargles today
• I will then not watch laughingly as luna folows constantly talking non-stop about nargles

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