Oh...Pick Up Lines!

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• Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn't ask you how you looked.
• (holds hand) will you hold this while I go for a walk?
• There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
• Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
• I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
• Tell your b00bs to stop looking at my eyes.
• If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together.
• (Grab butt) Is this seat taken?
• If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
• Do you bleach your teeth? 'Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let's go prove it.
• How is your fever? (What fever?) Oh... you just look hot to me.
• You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
• Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes.
• If we shared a garden, I'd put my tulips and your tulips together. (tulips = 2 lips)
• Pardon me, I seem to have misplaced my phone number, may I borrow yours?
• If I told you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
• I think I’m invisible, can you see me? (yes) Great! How about tomorrow night at 7:00?
• Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
• You've been a bad girl. Go to my room.
• You must be a magician because every time I see you, everybody else disappears.
• Is that top felt? (No) Would you like it to be?
• Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
• I can read palms. (Write number on hand) Oh it says you are going to call me soon!
• Lets make like fabric softener and Snuggle.

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