Fun ways to annoy Rosalie Hale

Fun ways to annoy Rosalie Hale

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• Pour pudding on her head
• Say that Emmett told you to do it
• Ask her that if she and Jasper are supposed to be twins, why is Jasper better looking?
• Follow her around all day when she asks what are you doing, say "I'm trying to figure out how a vampire could be so freaking ugly
• Dress her up as a bear and let emmett chase her down the block
• Blindfold her and take her inside of Jacobs house. When he starts to shift into a werewolf, run out of the house screaming on the top of your lungs "Sam!! Jacob is under attack by a vampire!"
• Tell her Jacob has a tattoo of her face on his butt
• Say you are pregnant even if you are not... then tell her that the dad is Emmett
• Die all of Rosalie's clothes black... then tell everyone she has gon emo (no offense to emos. Seriously. Not trying to offend anyone)
• Tell her that in one of Alice's vision, she saw emmett leaving her.
• Tell her that you are pregnant and tell her that you are thinking of getting an abortion
• Tell Emmett that Rosalie had plastic surgery when she was human
• Put a mirror in front of her when she’s not looking and scream “OH MY GOD THAT GIRL IS MORE GOREGOUS THAN YOU!” and then laugh when she destroys the mirror
• Paint her car Pink and give her a bumper sticker that says I’M PLASTIC AND FANTASTIC!
• Put animal blood in her bed and scream “OMG ROSALIE HAD HER FIRST PERIOD! YAY!” and then run like hell
• Tell Jacob to get a collar and put it on Rose saying she’s a golden retriever

What would you rather be

• Vampire (yay!)
• Monkey (what? /:( )