Fun ways to annoy Bella Swan

Ways to annoy Bella Swan

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• Put up a sign in front of the Cullen's house that says "this is a no trip zone". Put another sign below saying "any violator will be rejected forever"
• Put in red contacts and yell "LOOK WHAT EDWARD DID TO ME!"
• Tell her that Edward went cliff diving... in an ocean of kerosene
• Admit that once he dove in, you 'accidentaly' dropped a match into the kerosene
• Tell Mike that Bella wants him to sing a love song every time he sees her
• Steal her bracelet then go to school to show it off to Edward and say, "Look what Bella gave to me, she said she didn’t want it any more. When Edward asks why say, “She said that it meant nothing to her"
• Tell her that Emmett has her name tattooed on his back. (I know, I know. Vampires can't get tatoos. It's still funny though!)
• Replace her wedding dress with a paper bag. When she asks where it is say, “Oh… you mean the white table cloth I just stained?”
• Tell her you took a pigeon out of Edward's pants (my friend told that to me)
• Tell Jacob that Bella told you that she thinks he's a sexy beast.
• Tell Emmet, Jasper, Mike Newton, Sam, Billy, and Rosalie the same thing.
• Tell Alice that she's officially allowed to redecorate Bella's room in any way she wants.
• (my favorite) Tell Jacob that Edward might suck blood, but you should see what Bella's sucking. Let Jacob do the rest.

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