Fun ways to annoy Emmett Cullen

Ways to annoy Emmett Cullen

Please select all that apply.

• When Emmett and Rosalie are around, ask Edward if they are planning to destroy some houses tonight. If he doesn't tell you, ask Alice. Make sure Emmett and Rose can hear you
• Go to the boundary line and stand on the werewolf side. If Emmett comes, start calling him names and throw stuff at him
• Force him to watch the Care Bears movie. Before the movie starts, tell him that he better not get drool or venom on your clothes cuz their Rosalie's
• Ask him what it feels like knowing the only reason Rosalie saved him is because he reminded her of a baby
• Remind that Edward has more self control then him. If he asks 'what do you mean' casually state that Emmett killed both of his La Tua Cantante while Edward married his.
• Ask him what its like having a wife that knows more about cars then he does
• Talk about the day when he may have crossed the treaty line and remind him how when the werewolves ganged up on him it was Rosalie that had to stand up for him
• Ask him why he and Rose are only married sometimes, when he says thats because they need to pretend their younger then they are sigh and say 'thats not what Rose told me'
• Say "wow, you really let yourself go, have you considered working out?"

Just pick one

• I love Edward! Mwa!
• I love Jacob! (me: ewww! Alice, let's get this person!)