Fun ways to annoy Jasper Hale

Ways to annoy Jasper Hale

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• End each and everyone of our conversations with "YES SIR!"
• Each time you see him, strike a military salute pose, follow him around, and don't stop until he says "at ease soldier"
• Think about him lustfully and wait for his reaction, or wait until he changes your mood
• If he asks about this (the lust) say "Sheesh! Someone's self absorbed! How did you know I was thinking about you!"
• Give yourself a paper cut and panic...by waving it in front of his face and screaming bloody murder
• Send Alice gushy love notes from Mike, and make him read them all. Pay Mike to hit on Alice while she is with Jasper
• Get the Cullens to go someplace for the day. Don't tell Jasper where they are. When he asks about them get all teary and say that Alice saw the Maria comming after him and you are terribly sorry for him. Make sure you are long gone by the time the Cullens get back
• Lock him in a room with a girl who is PMS and has emotional problems. Watch the fun from a safe distance
• Have Alice make his uniform blue (blue was the Union army's color)
• Take him to a loony bin and watch his expression as he absorbs all of the crazy emotions
• my favorite: Ask him what Alice's emotions are in bed

Which one?

• Jasper (he knows exactly what turns me on) me: Lol!!
• Emmett (my monkey man) me: TMI! Lol
• Edward (do me NOW! :P ) me: calm the heck down! Although, who wouldn't wanna get screwed by Edward? Lol
• Carlise (I will take up his offer to bite ME after graduation... or sooner) me: sorry. He promised to change me first!