How to get Snape to hate you

Please select all that apply.

• Live
• Breathe
• Be in Gryffindor
• Be in Hufflepuff
• Be in Ravenclaw
• Not be a Slytherin
• Be a Slytherin
• Make an 'I hate Snape' club
• Make an 'I love Snape' club
• Call him a coward
• Call him a 'Filthy Half-Breed'
• Sick Fluffy on him
• Sick Peeves on him
• Be near him
• Mock him
• Not be Lily
• Be Potter
• Be happy