jokes part 2

choose the questions you would most like answered...

• what do garbage cans use to brush their teeth?
• why did the turkey cross the road?
• what do you call a cat who swallows a duck?
• what weighs alot and wears glass slippers?
• what do you get when you whisk eggs, flour and sugar for 37 mind exactly?
• how do you make a sausage roll?
• why did the pterodactyl cross the raod?
• why did the chicken cross the raod, jump in a mud puddle and cross the road again?
• what do you call a dear with no eyes?
• what do you call a deer who is motionless and no eyes?
• why is tap dancing dangerous?
• what do you call a fish with no eyes?
• what do you call a fish with 4 eyes?
• whats grey, yellow, white, grey, yellow, white and grey?
• whats purple and burns?