TWILIGHT JOBRO SLEEPOVER 17!!!

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I FINALLY GOT MY INTERNET BACK! YAY! the reason why i havent made any or sent any twilight jobro quizzes was cause my computer got a virus but then my nerdy teacher fixed it! so that means there will be more sleepover quizzes! anyway i hope u enjoy it! and plz dont put any or send hatemail if u dont like the quiz, i already had enough w/ some moron already! NO RUDE OR MEAN COMMENTS PLZ!

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cedric diggory- hello fellow humans and a werewolf.....
- joe-on the phone w/ gorilla what do u mean its over?? we share everything; love, common interests and d.n.a! gorilla- well 2 bad! im dumping u over the phone like u did 2 taylor! mwahahaha!
- rosalie- how did u get here under my skin, swore that i'd never let u back in!, shoulda known better than trying 2 let u go cause here we go go go again!
- alice- why u so obsessed w/ me? boy i wanna know, lyin that ur textin me when everybody knows. finally found a girl that u couldnt impress, last man on the earth still couldnt get this! jasper- drooling over bikini babesoh what did u say, alice?
- jacob- what u gotta problem w/ werewolves??? why u say it like that dude??
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rosalie- im sad :(
- bella- someone told u ur ugly? rosalie- no- what?? who said im ugly?? let me slap that idiot!
- edward- they stole ur mirror?? rosalie- grabs mirror out of edward's backpack NO U DID!
- nick- whats the matter, baby? rosalie- wtf? i dont like pasty boybanders! dont talk 2 me!
- harry- hey ron, do u think this cloak of invisiblity would work in the girls locker room? ron- idk harry, lets try it! they put cloaks on and go into locker roomn but then get towelslapped by girls who seem them!
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rosalie- no....tomorrow is school! back 2 being w/ stupid mortals
- kevin- hey im a mortal and im not stupi- ooh a butterfly!
- joe- puts on eyeliner and dark clothes nick- joe, why r u dressed like a goth? joe- im not a goth, im an emo...camilla broke up with me in 13 seconds. nick- wow thats a new record 4 u! joe- oh thanks! slaps nick upside head
- hermione- for the last time, i am not telling u where babies come from, emmett! emmett- but i need 2 know cause usually they come put like bubblegum from a bubblegum machine! hermoine- wtf?...dang ur stupid!
- cedric-i never meant to start a war, u know i never wanted 2 hurt, dont even know what were fighting for, why does love always feel like a battlefield? a battlefield? a battlefield? jacob- dude u got problems!
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great..that means we have 2 go back to school shopping!
- emmett- YAY SCHOOL! everyone throws him in the wave
- jacob- NO!!! NO NO NO!!!! jumps off of water slide and lands headfirst in plushy rubber duckie
- nick- joe, get outta those clothes! joe- excuse me, nick??? nick- not like that, u perv! i meant stop being a emo! joe- ohhhhh
- jasper- im checking its so hot, so hot wonder if she knows shes on my radar, on my radar, i got u on my, got u on my, got u on my radar!
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bella- eww...that means we have to go to THE PLACE!
- edward- baby what place? urs or mine? alice- whacks his head she meant target! what were U talkin about? edward- um uh...oh my god is that michael jackson's ghost??? everyone- WHERE?!? edward- just kidding! u have been punk'd!
- making out w/ cedric
- hermione- what place is this girl talking about?
- harry- haha! i bet i can beat u at something! ron- yeah right, i'll beat ur sorry butt! harry- oh yeah?? ron- yeah!...hey what r u trying 2 beat me at? harry- the my little pony video game!
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20 min later at target
- emmett- ooohh what is this??...OW!!! he put his finger in a hamster's cage and it bit him rosalie- boys...when will they ever learn?!?
- alice-omfg! this place is awe- ow!! she walked into a door
- jacob- yo man, this is tight!
- kevin- ooh an origami kit 50% off!
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ok y'all, find some clothes 2 get and other stuff
- nick- drags emo joe into guys clothes section pick somethin that u'd like! joe- frowns and looks at dark suicide shirt i'll buy this. nick- wtf is this?? joe, u dont wear this stuff! u wear this! accidentally shows him taylor swift shirt oh uh i mean this! joe- there's no use in life. i suck :(
- edward- ooh baby, try this on 4 me! bella- a bunny suit? really edward?
- making out w/ jasper
- emmett- u gotta wear this outfit, it totally complements ur white skin...long hair...pretty eyes... long legs.. hermione- emmett, r u checking me out? emmett- uh what? hermione- u were checking me out. u like me, dont cha? emmett- i uh...oh there's my friend! hey man! goes up 2 random old lady and hugs her but he beats him w/ her hannah montana purse
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kevin-ATTENTION ALL TARGET CUSTOMERS!!! I AM GONNA GET MARRIED HERE AT TARGET IN 2 HRS.. COME!
- danielle- eww kevin! i dont wanna get married where ur brother was conceived at! kevin- hey its not my fault that frankie was born here! he popped out fast like a tictac!
- harry- HAHA! I BEAT U,RON! WHOS THE DIAPER WEARING BABY NOW?!? jumps like a kid on redbull ron and a hot chick pass by and witness in horror hot girl- whos that freak? ron- oh dont worry about him, he was hit in the head when he was a baby!
- rosalie- how does this outfit look on me, bella? shes wearing a tight, short black dress bella- u look like an employee who works on the streets! rosalie- omg yay! i must buy it!
- making out w/ nick
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nick- kevin, since when r u getting married??? at target especially! target boss- hey whats wrong w/ target? is too lame and human 4 u weirdos? nick- no i just want 2 know why he's getting married
- emmett- watching arguement while eating popcorn danielle- mmm.. can i have some? she eats a chunkful and watches arguement
- joe- acting all emo in the cd section my life sucks, i lost a girl who can pass as me, no girl wants me and im wearin last week's clothes! boo me! gets a knife and tries 2 cut himself someone-NO!!! dont do it, joe! i love u! joe-who said that? turns around and sees 6 yr old jb fan wearing a joe shirt
- edward- jacob, which mirror will make me look better? jacob- none of them! nothing can make u look good!
- hermione- oh i never meant 2 brag but i got him where i want him now, and god does it feel so good cause i got him where i want him now! dances 2 paramore cd that she shoplifted
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kevin- but nick, i love danielle and i dont have any $ on me and i wanna get married 2day! nick- r u only doing this 2 take off the ring? kevin- wha- no.....scratches head self conciously
- joe- omg demi my how i missed seeing ur beautiful face! demi look alike- um sorry dude but i aint demi lovato but if it makes u want me, then yeah im demi lovato! joe-oh uh never mind..walks away fast
- emmett- ooh can i have this tinkerbell lunchbox 4 school 2morrow??? rosalie- um emmett, ur a senior..IN HIGH SCHOOL! not a happy lil school girl in pigtails listening 2 hannah craptana! now put this away OR ELSE! emmett-puts it back then whimpers and cries
- making out w/ edward look alike u- oh edward, ur such a great kisser! look alike- my name is paul, honey but i can be edward if u want! u- eww get away from me- hey...do u think u can pretend 2 be him and go 2 that girl in the froppy clothes over there so i can be w/ the real one? look alike- huh? u- ok..U go over there and be edward and I go over 2 the real one got it? look alike- sweet man! hey baby! he goes 2 rosalie instead and she runs away and beats him w/ mace
- jacob-cedric, should i get my back shaved and my eyebrows waxed or not? cedric- hey im a wizard, i can do that! accidentally makes jacob's fur pink jacob-AHH! U MADE ME PINK! AHH! IT BURNS!!
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nick- well i have $8,000 dollars still and u guys can get married in vegas!
- danielle- OMFG I LOVE THAT SONG! SHUT UP AND PUT UR $ WHERE UR MOUTH IS THAT WHATS U GET 4 WAKING UP IN VEGAS! emmett- LOLLIPOP, LOLLIPOP OH LOLLY LOLLY POP! danielle- uh wrong song,emmet! emmett- oh my bad!
- alice- cause we're one in the same bella-we're anything but ordinary! alice- u and me the perfect team chasing out the dream..both- we're one in the same! hey hey hey! customers applaud their random singing
- joe-i miss demi i wish i can hold her in my arms and never let her go! joe fan 1#-oh my name is demi! joe fan 2#- no my name is! joe fan 3-guys, u have nametags on ur shirts that say claudia and dora! joe fan 1#-eww dora?!? joe fan 2- what?? my mom had me while watching dora!
- making out w/ jacob
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kevin- cool thanks kevin! ATTENTION TARGET CUSTOMERS! CHANGE OF PLANS, I AM NOT GETTING MARRIED HERE 2DAY!
- kevin fan 1- aww man! that means we cant crash the wedding! kevin fan 2- i know, i already had mace 2 beat danielle with!
- jasper- omg that means that im gonna be the best man! jacob- no i am! edward- no me cause I AM THE BEST, MAN!
- cedric- with the taste of ur lips im on a ride, ur toxic im slipping under!
- harry- ron, did u hear that??? we might be the best men in kevin's wedding! ron- twittering on computer typing i am i target w/ harry who thinks he's the best man 4 our friend kevin jonas...pschh and i thought he was straight!
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ok we all shall go 2 vegas!
- rosalie- but i havent gotten paid yet! nick- for what? edward look alike- pops outta dressing room shirtless nick- why am i not suprised?
- kevin- ooh danielle, can we have this hello kitty toaster 4 our kitchen? danielle- um ok...i prefer this one that says "burning up for toast" with ur guy's symbol.
- hermione- omfg! im gonna be a bridesmaid! yippee!!!! old lady- sweetie, arent u a little young 2 get married? hermione- mam, IM 19! old lady- oh i thought u were 12 or something. u look so underdeveloped!
- making out w/ joe
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24 hrs later WE'RE HERE!!
- edward-ooh sparkly! bella- wow i must have been attracted 2 ur good looks cause obviously ur a moron!
- kevin and danielle making out in back of airplane nick- eww guys stop playing tonsil hockey! kevin- ur just saying that cause u never made out w/ someone before! nick- what r u talking about? i made out w/ lots of girls and even fu- ur right i dont know what its like squirms down in his seat
- joe-man why do i miss demi sooo much??? shes with that horseface, trace virus! alice- stares at him dreamily joe- uh alice what r u staring at? alice- oh uh nothing! i was having a vision! she was visioning making out w/ joe infront of jasper 2 make him jealous!
- jacob- i hate u, cedric! may all ur hair fall off and ur popularity go away! cedrics- my popularity already did! that alex russo chick stole it from me!
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nick- ok so kevin, u want me 2 book a time 4 the wedding like tomorrow at 3 or something? kevin-NO! TODAY! for that way i can already take off this freakin ring!
- nick- ay kevin, this is what no action does 2 u!
- edward- checks himself out in a limo window damn im so beautiful! justin timberlake-rolls down window and stares at him confused dude this is my vanity mirror, get ur own!
- making out w/ ron or harry
- emmett- hey danielle, can i help u w/ the bachelorette party? danielle- um emmett, ur a boy and a bachelorette is a girl so u cant. emmett- well i can dress up as one! no one will ever know
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nick-hangs up phone kevin, they said in 3 hrs u guys can have ur wedding?
- danielle- 3 HOURS?!? i havent even bought was i was gonna wear on my honeymoon! kevin-dont worry baby, i already got it! shows bag and winks at her nick- eww get a room, u perverts! he walks away grossed out
- alice-writing in her diary dear diary, i think i finally found the one! breaks into song he's got somethin special, he's got somethin special, and when he's lookin at me i wanna get all sentimental, he could be the one, he could be the one!
- joe- writes on his twitter in vegas w/ a vampire who wants 2 bite me and other unknown vampirey things!
- harry- lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalallalallalalala!
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ok girls, lets go 2 the vegas strip and buy stuff 4 dani and kevin!
- bella- ugh why? my head hurts from dealing w/ edward all day! edward- what r u talkin about? i dont bother y- excuse me, miss? where did u buy that chanel bag? i love it! crossdresser- from my sister,weirdo! flips hair and walks away
- making out w/ jacob
- jasper- ok men, we shall buy stuff 4 their wedding too! OW! walks into telephone pole
- cedric-oh look miley is workin that pole again just like she did at the teen choice awards! bella- what a no talented skanky horseface! rosalie-ooh that looks like fun! *goes on pole but bella takes her away *
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30 min later whew that was alotta shopping, girls! what did u guys buy??
- bella- i just stole this $5 bill from a drug addict. rosalie-ooh i want it! she takes it and puts it in her bra and we stare at her what? this is the only place 2 put money these days!
- alice- i bought a ferris wheel! bella- really? if u did, im barack obama!
- demi- idk i just went with u guys... alice- demi ,what r u doing here???
- making out w/ nick
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guys hey guys, what did u buy for kevin??
- jasper- a lady gaga cd
- joe- he dont deserve a present from worthless old me :( nick- joe...GET OVER HER!!! SHE LOOKS LIKE U, SHE TAUNTED OUR FANS AND SHE WANTED 2 DO IT W/ U! U SHOULD BE GLAD U DUMPED HER! GOD, U WHINY BABY! whacks joe and then leaves running
- emmett- A RAINBOW UNICORN!!!! jacob- wtf??? ur gay meter is ticking high!
- edward- i got him a book i made called "how to be cool like me, edward cullen"
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ok guys now lets go 2 danielle's hotel room!
- bella- but i want 2 get my cheeseburger from mcdonald's first! she has a hissy fit
- alice- i am having a vision....uh oh u guys somethin is wrong! we must run! she runs 2 jcpenneys and returns apple bottom jeans to get boots w/ the fur
- rosalie- ok cool! another hotel room to go to!
- demi- im not gonna change in the lalaland TODAY!!!!!!
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48 long min later hey danielle! danielle- hey u guys...did u get me presents?
- demi- uhuhuhuhuh! thats a secret until after the wedding!
- alice- oh crap i left it at jcpenney's, i'll brb! she runs straight 2 jcpenney's and returns boots for the apple bottom jeans
- bella- girl, u gonna have 2 wait cause i am NOT spoiling it 2 u!
- hermione- i got u a block of cheese and a knife! rosalie- why a knife? hermione- for if kevin doesnt arrive, u stab him with this! rosalie- ok.....she backs away and calls security
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rosalie-on the phone w/ security uh security, help its a 911!!
- bella- somebody call 911, shorty fire burning on the dance floor oh! hermione break dances and everyone cheers her on
- demi- ugh what a priss! bella- tell me about it! she got mad just cause i touched her new moon book! i was only reading the part where that chick w/ my name gets dumped by a vampire w/ the same name as edward! demi- uh ok...
- alice-writes in diary mrs. alice jonas...mrs. alice cullen jonas...oh wait! he can adopt my name!..joe cullen!
- making out w/ cedric
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security arrives security- oh great we got another hooker here lurking the streets!
- rosalie-HEY IM NOT A HOOKER! just cause i work this outfit better than u do in ur police uniform, DOESNT MEAN IM A HOOKER!!!
- danielle- im scared..... demi:me too.....bella- me tres... danielle and demi look at her bella- what? im practicing my spanish 4 school 2morrow!
- hermione- oh god, the police! she does spell on knife 4 it can be invisible
- u- watching in interest while eating a taco
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security- thats it! ur going 2 jail, young lady! rosalie-NO!!!
- bella- why am i not suprised? with that outfit she shoulda been in the slammer sooner!
- danielle- man i dont have a bridesmaid!
- demi-looks in horror
- alice- continues writing mrs. alice jonas in notebook happily
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u want more?
- YES I NEED MORE!!
- HECK NO! *jump off a bridge, jackass!
- rosalie-NO!!! I DONT WANNA BE IN JAIL WITH THE POOR PEOPLE!
- making out w/ whoever the hell u want

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TWILIGHT JOBRO SLEEPOVER 17!!!

cedric diggory- hello fellow humans and a werewolf.....

rosalie- im sad :(

rosalie- no....tomorrow is school! back 2 being w/ stupid mortals

great..that means we have 2 go back to school shopping!

bella- eww...that means we have to go to THE PLACE!

20 min later at target

ok y'all, find some clothes 2 get and other stuff

kevin-ATTENTION ALL TARGET CUSTOMERS!!! I AM GONNA GET MARRIED HERE AT TARGET IN 2 HRS.. COME!

nick- kevin, since when r u getting married??? at target especially! target boss- hey whats wrong w/ target? is too lame and human 4 u weirdos? nick- no i just want 2 know why he's getting married

kevin- but nick, i love danielle and i dont have any $ on me and i wanna get married 2day! nick- r u only doing this 2 take off the ring? kevin- wha- no.....scratches head self conciously

nick- well i have $8,000 dollars still and u guys can get married in vegas!

kevin- cool thanks kevin! ATTENTION TARGET CUSTOMERS! CHANGE OF PLANS, I AM NOT GETTING MARRIED HERE 2DAY!

ok we all shall go 2 vegas!

24 hrs later WE'RE HERE!!

nick- ok so kevin, u want me 2 book a time 4 the wedding like tomorrow at 3 or something? kevin-NO! TODAY! for that way i can already take off this freakin ring!

nick-hangs up phone kevin, they said in 3 hrs u guys can have ur wedding?

ok girls, lets go 2 the vegas strip and buy stuff 4 dani and kevin!

30 min later whew that was alotta shopping, girls! what did u guys buy??

guys hey guys, what did u buy for kevin??

ok guys now lets go 2 danielle's hotel room!

48 long min later hey danielle! danielle- hey u guys...did u get me presents?

rosalie-on the phone w/ security uh security, help its a 911!!

security arrives security- oh great we got another hooker here lurking the streets!

security- thats it! ur going 2 jail, young lady! rosalie-NO!!!

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TWILIGHT JOBRO SLEEPOVER 17!!!

cedric diggory- hello fellow humans and a werewolf.....

rosalie- im sad :(

rosalie- no....tomorrow is school! back 2 being w/ stupid mortals

great..that means we have 2 go back to school shopping!

bella- eww...that means we have to go to THE PLACE!

20 min later at target

ok y'all, find some clothes 2 get and other stuff

kevin-ATTENTION ALL TARGET CUSTOMERS!!! I AM GONNA GET MARRIED HERE AT TARGET IN 2 HRS.. COME!

nick- kevin, since when r u getting married??? at target especially! target boss- hey whats wrong w/ target? is too lame and human 4 u weirdos? nick- no i just want 2 know why he's getting married

kevin- but nick, i love danielle and i dont have any $ on me and i wanna get married 2day! nick- r u only doing this 2 take off the ring? kevin- wha- no.....scratches head self conciously

nick- well i have $8,000 dollars still and u guys can get married in vegas!

kevin- cool thanks kevin! ATTENTION TARGET CUSTOMERS! CHANGE OF PLANS, I AM NOT GETTING MARRIED HERE 2DAY!

ok we all shall go 2 vegas!

24 hrs later WE'RE HERE!!

nick- ok so kevin, u want me 2 book a time 4 the wedding like tomorrow at 3 or something? kevin-NO! TODAY! for that way i can already take off this freakin ring!

nick-hangs up phone kevin, they said in 3 hrs u guys can have ur wedding?

ok girls, lets go 2 the vegas strip and buy stuff 4 dani and kevin!

30 min later whew that was alotta shopping, girls! what did u guys buy??

guys hey guys, what did u buy for kevin??

ok guys now lets go 2 danielle's hotel room!

48 long min later hey danielle! danielle- hey u guys...did u get me presents?

rosalie-on the phone w/ security uh security, help its a 911!!

security arrives security- oh great we got another hooker here lurking the streets!

security- thats it! ur going 2 jail, young lady! rosalie-NO!!!

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