Top Ways To Annoy Twilight Characters

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• 1-EDWARD! (pick ur favorites) Buy him acne facial wash for his birthday
• 2- give him a foot warmer
• 3 buy him a gift card to Chili's
• 4 give him those fake vampire fangs
• 5 buy him a pet mountian lion
• 6 STEAL BELLA! MWAH HA HA!
• 7 ALICE - sign her up for the Little League
• 8 eat godiva chocalate infront of her
• 9 send her to the eye doctor (opimologist)
• 10 BELLA tell her she's been on a hidden camera show her whole life
• 11 STEAL EDWARD!
• 12 push her into a tide pool
• 13 throw snow balls at her (if you hit her face - 5O points)
• 14 give her the book - "How to break up with a vampires without getting eaten for dummies"
• 15 - dye her food red
• 16 call her "future Food" as a nickname (or F.F. for short)
• 17 JACOB bring him to the barber's and tell him to morph. Enough said?
• 18 tell him - Little Timmy Fell Down The Well!
• 19 Cover every speck of him bedroom walls with pictures of full moons
• 20 - call him "Dog breath" or "fang-fang"
• 21 - JASPER - bleed
• 22 - ROSALIE tell her beyonce is WAY more beautiful. Need i say more?
• 23 stab her endlessly with a knife
• 24 wish her a happy " never gonna happen agian" birthday
• 25 ask her how long she's been a vampire because you suspect wrinkles
• 26 CHARLIE steal his bullets
• 27 catch more fish than him
• 28 Tease him for calling edward Edwin
• 29 Billy Black - ask him is he's related to Sirius Black from THE LONG LIVING SERIES HARRY POTTER!
• 30 The Cullens - push them into the sun