How To Annoy Carlisle Cullen

Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen

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• Give him a bag of lunch at work and force him to eat it in front of everyone. Then whisper that keeping the human facade is important
• Go into the ER with fake injuries
• Get one of those toys that looks like it's squirting out blood and put it on your chest. Then squirt it at him and make him think you're dying so he can turn you into a vamp
• Or keep squirting him at random moments. When he tells you to stop, say "I thought you were imune to the smell of human blood!"
• Keep a conversation going between you guys. Make him sound stupid. When he does say something stupid, say "Gosh. Blonds really are stupid!" (no offense blonds!)
• Hide behind his desk and spray him with Holy water. Do it again but hide in his closet. Then his car. Ok, you get the idea
• When he goes to your house for the first time, try to make him feel at home. By playing extrordinarily old music no one has ever heard

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