What are the funniest ways to annoy Jasper Hale

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• Dress up in a cape and fangs then leap out in front of him when he is least expecting it, saying you have come to suck his blood.
• When he gets too close make your fingers into the sign of the cross and cry, “The power of Christ compels you!”.
• Splatter red paint all over his and Alice’s room and videotape his reaction.
• Tell him he should be a therapist.
• Call him the walking, talking 'CHILL PILL'.
• Slash all of Edward's car tires at school then hide the knife you used to do it in Jasper's locker.
• Tell him that your going as a vampire for Halloween then ask him where he got his costume from.
• Get everything out of his closet then throw it across the Quileute boundery line.
• Sign him up to run the school's blood drive.
• Whenever he says anything, snap to attention, shout “Sir, yes sir!” and salute, army style.