Famous quotes of mine. Pick your fave! (Teens only please. Innapropriate stuff for kids, Jonas Brother and Twilight fans alike) If there's something that you don't get, message me and I'll explain it.

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• "You will grow up to be a gay fag full of shit that will suck your mom's horse dick!!!!"
• "Her face is like a cushion. But I wouldn't sit on it."
• "You call youself the Nazi Panda, and you think I'M retarded???"
• "Runescape is like an online crack dealer."
• "Drugs should be legal, inless your high already."
• "Never get revenge on someone unless they are totally shitfaced. 1,001st word of wisdom."
• "If you say Brian has a mangina, then you're gay enough to look down there."
• "Sex. Quality, not Quantity."
• "Aren't guys in all-boy schools gay?"
• "If Joe Jonas was really straight he would have fvcked Camilla Bell by now. Stupid fag."
• "Robert Pattinson's head is like a deformed grape. Walking proof that Kristen Stewart needs to lose weight."
• "What does manclap mean?"
• "Instead if using 3rd grade insults on someone you obviously don't care about, shouldn't you be out getting laid or something."
• "Yo dude, whore is spelled with a W."
• "I'll do it in a minute." 5 minutes later, the said task is not done
• "Once she sees your weiner there's no turning back."
• "Selena Gomez has a big head."
• "She bled??? Did they have a knife on their dick or something?"
• "Your piss was blue when you drank 4 Monsters?"
• "The term fvck is used too much these days."