Which Yo Mama Jokes Are Funniest?? # 2

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• yo mama so fat, she wore guess jeans and the answer popped out
• yo mama so fat, when she goes to an all-you-can-eat-buffet, they have to install speed bumps
• yo mama so old, she cowrote the 10 comandments
• yo mama so old, she sat next to jesus in 3rd grade
• yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the last supper
• yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than the town bakery
• yo mama so ugly, they push her face into cookie dough to make gorilla cookies
• yo mama so ugly, they filmed the movie "gorillas in the mist" in her shower
• yo mama so dumb, she put a quarter in a parking metre and waited for a gumball to come out
• yo mama so dumb, she ordered her sushi well done