If you like potatoes take this quiz...

Would you rather... (like you have a choice)

• die
• live (i bet you a million dollars that you pick this one)

Would you rather...

• Be a Helen Keller monkey forever (a blind and deaf monkey)
• Fart and die whenever someone clicks a pen (don't worry you come back to life after)

Would you rather... (Hark! A giant three is next to this question!)

• Be rich and invisible
• Be poor and... well... visible

Would you rather...

Please select all that apply.

• Press
• all
• these
• buttons
• or
• be
• lonely
• and
• hated
• by
• your
• friends
• family
• members
• until
• you
• die
• but
• no
• one
• bothers
• to
• bury
• so
• just
• rot
• away
• (ha
• ha
• i
• laugh
• at
• failure)

Would you rather...

• Read the last question 7 times.................. 700 times................ 700,000 times.............. 700,000,000 times........... 700,000,000,000 times...............
• Read the dictionary

Would you rather... (WARNING: Both choices are very stupid... luv you guys)

• Be Maeve
• Be Brianna

Would you rather...

• Smell a sweaty guy's armpit hair
• Eat a sweaty guy's spaghetti shoelaces (lol bri)

Would you rather...

• Be mentioned in the newspaper (ha ha ur BLACK and WHITE at the same time no fense) for a bad thing
• Be mentioned on MTV for a bad thing (yes they are different)

Would you rather...

• Make yourself believe this quiz/survey is almost over then open your eyes to find out it's not
• Finish this survey but be forced to take it again (dont hate)

Would you rather... (my fingers are starting to hurt from writing this over and over again)

• Be bird but can't control yourself when you fly
• Be a bird but die (you no, like you had a freak accident with the other bird)

Would rather.... (opps forgot the you... maybe i should go fix it.... nah)

• Write the you for me
• Write the you on my forehead

Would you rather...

• Be hit by a bus
• Be hit by a large SUV (I'm not saying if you live or not)

Would you rather...

• Eat this quiz (WARNING: Broken teeth may be a side affect for choosing this choice)
• Eat me (WARNING: Law suits may be a side affect for choosing this choice)

Would you rather...

• Look at the bottom of this quiz and see that it's almost over and be happy
• Look at the bottom of this quiz and see that it's almost over and be sad

Would you rather...

• Hi
• Bye