Personality Quiz: The MPAA Rating of Your Life.

1

Have you ever taken hard drugs such as Cocaine or Heroin?
- No. And I never will.
- It's officially become an addiction, but I don't take them so much that I'm losing weight or anything.
- No. But I wouldn't be opposed to trying them just to say I've tried them.
- A few times, but I'm not going to try them again.
- Friends and family have staged interventions at least twice.
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Do you use tobacco?
- I am a chain smoker.
- Yes. But only to calm my nerves.
- Yes. But never more than a pack a week.
- No. I have before, but it's a really bad habit.
- No. I am extremely anti-tobacco.
3

Do you drink alcohol on a regular basis?
- Nope. I'm totally teetotal.
- No. I've tried it before, but, frankly, I did not like the taste.
- Yes. I am prone to alcoholism.
- Yes. Socially. Never out of control.
- Yes. I am certifiably alcoholic and I have been drinking since before I could legally drink.
4

How often do you get drunk?
- I've never been drunk. But I wouldn't be averse to letting loose.
- Only about every month. It's usually a party.
- Daily.
- At the end of every week I go out and get soused.
- Never!
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What kind of movies, video games, and TV shows do you regularly partake of?
- Whatever's good. R rated movies, M rated video games, and TV shows that bear the TVMA certificate.
- PG-13 movies at most, video games rated T, and TV up to TV14.
- I make a slight effort to watch and play more adult-themed media. I've seen a few NC-17 films.
- Pornography on a regular basis, I even have some friends with some AO rated computer games, late-night HBO programming, and anything else you can think of.
- Only G to PG rated movies, video games rated E or E10, and television programs rated TVY-TVPG.
6

Do you partake in pornographic materials recreationally?
- Not really. I have some nudie magazines and I've seen some intense videos, but it's not what I would call "recreational."
- Regularly I will visit a pornographic website (or two), I have several magazines of the variety, and some pornographic DVDs too.
- I frequent at least four hardcore websites, have numerous porno magazines, countless porn DVDs, know about every sexuaI deviation under the sun, have even seen live "shows," and probably more than you could imagine.
- No. I've seen some, obviously, but it isn't very often at all.
- No. I've never seen anything vaguely pornographic.
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Easy. I know this question might be a bit "personal," (some of you may even find it "gross,") but how often do you m*sturbate?
- Well, obviously I've been through puberty, but I don't do it anymore.
- Three or four times a month, maybe. Not too bad.
- Oh! What?! Never!
- Sometimes. Not that often.
- Daily. Sometimes more than once a day.
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OK. Another "personal" question: how often do you have sexuaI relations?
- Only once or twice EVER.
- Numerous times throughout any given week. I have an "appetite."
- A healthy amount. Once a week, maybe.
- I am a certifiable nymphomaniac. I think about it nearly 24-7, can't be satisfied by only one partner, and even have to "help myself" often.
- I am still a virgin.
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In the spirit of honesty, have you ever thought deeply about any kind of what would be considered a "sexuaI deviation?"
- No!
- I've heard of vague deviations like foot fetishes, but I really don't even know very many.
- Oh yes. I have expressed great interest in S&M and the like and I plan to try it.
- Of course! I have tried things most people haven't even heard of.
- Yes. I have a minor fetish of some variety.
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Have you ever been in a fight?
- A scuffle, there were harsh words, pulls, tugs, shoves, and even punches, but only that once.
- Various scuffles. I've brought people to the ground before.
- I pick or get in a fight almost weekly.
- No. Never.
- A really minor altercation, but nothing to write home about.
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How often do you use "swear words" or "vulgar language?"
- Only in a heated argument or an occasional accident. "S words," sure. Maybe a few "F's," not too bad.
- Daily. I've got a bad habit of substituting words for swear words and telling vulgar stories.
- Any five minutes from any given day of my life would likely get an "R" rating due to coarse language. (Very often.)
- Just the basics: "Oh my God" and "What the hell?" The very rare "S" word.
- "Crap," "heck," "flippin'/freakin'," and "dang." (I don't.)
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How many variations or derivatives of the "F word" can you think of?
- Actually, nobody's ever told me what "the F word" is....
- 3.
- Upwards of 15.
- 4 or 5.
- .... You mean BESIDES the "F word"???

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The MPAA Rating of Your Life.

Have you ever taken hard drugs such as Cocaine or Heroin?

Do you use tobacco?

Do you drink alcohol on a regular basis?

How often do you get drunk?

What kind of movies, video games, and TV shows do you regularly partake of?

Do you partake in pornographic materials recreationally?

Easy. I know this question might be a bit "personal," (some of you may even find it "gross,") but how often do you m*sturbate?

OK. Another "personal" question: how often do you have sexuaI relations?

In the spirit of honesty, have you ever thought deeply about any kind of what would be considered a "sexuaI deviation?"

Have you ever been in a fight?

How often do you use "swear words" or "vulgar language?"

How many variations or derivatives of the "F word" can you think of?

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